They had nothing to go on.
They can’t find him because victims are only giving vague descriptions.
We've been foiled.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
They say he's still on the lamb
Piracy
He has already robbed five banks single-handedly.
The police just foiled his plans.
That's one loco motive.
A condescending con descending.
My friend Brittany told me that, I'm still chuckling at it.
The Juan Ahmed bandit
they bandit
They both made out like bandits.
They made out like bandits.
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
Because they bandit
Bandits.
In a village just outside Sherwood Forest lived Old Robinhood, he had lived a very exciting life with his band of merry men, and his cause of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor and had a fantastic time doing it. He even had a sign outside his door that said, Robinhood, Bandit - but somehow the law never seemed to have noticed and he had lived in plain sight, doing good deeds, giving away money anonymously and living for the cause.
But now age had started to catch up and not being as nimble as he once was close escapes had started to get uncomfortably close. So he decided to retire and hand over the leadership of his band to his son.
So, Robin called his son over to him and said, ‘Son, I want you to take over from me as leader of the merry men. Steal and pillage all you want, but never forget the cause - we only take from the rich to give to the poor’.
‘Father, I will do as you say’ said Robin’s son whose name was Robinson, ‘but tell me one thing, why do you stay anonymous when giving money away?
Why not let people know of your good deeds - you have a sign outside that says bandit and you’ve never been caught, why not add the cause to the sign and say ‘Robinhood, Bandit, steals from the rich to give to the poor’?
‘Fool, screamed Robin, if you put the cause over the sign then you will get caught’
We made out like bandits
They made out like bandits.
I responded with "It must have been that darn rubber bandit again!" That was my first really quick dad joker that I actually got complimented on!
