My mother is a gangster
She doesn't say "I'm going to mend your trousers", she says "britches get stitches".
Who was the most notorious gangster in the cheese mafia?
Al Caprovolone
Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group
They really wanted to be Gs
I met a gangster the other day who pulls up people's underwear...
It was Wedgie Cray
what did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?
You're my romeboy.
What does a wannabe gangster cat say?
Catch meow side
After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?
Get off me homes!
My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a ‘Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!
Did you guys hear about the depressed apple technician turned gangster?
They call him emo-G
What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras
A flash mob
A gangster recently plead guilty for beating a cow to death in a rice field using two porcelain figures.
Authorities say it’s the first first time they’ve ever dealt with a knick knack patty wack.
What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?
Doodoo rag.
I buy my guns from this gangster who calls himself T Rex
He's a small arms dealer
London gangsters be Kray-Kray.
Possibly only for the Brits, this one...
I saw some gangsters fighting some guys in wheel chairs.
It was the Bloods vs. the Crips.
There're some streets you just don't go down. He most gangster one is...
Carlito's Way
What do you call a restaurant that only serves Russian Gangsters?
Red Mobster
My Christmas gifts are looking gangster this year.
I think it's the rapping paper.
Where do adolescent gangsters go?
The childhood
So I told my dad I love gangster films.
He then says, " yeah ratatouille is a gangsta film. he's a dirty rat"
I tried to sound like a gangster talking to my mom
She said "You have been making a lot of jokes recently."
Me: True that homie-g.
Her: Did you just call me "homie-g"?
Me: Homie-a through homie-f were taken.
