My mother is a gangster

She doesn't say "I'm going to mend your trousers", she says "britches get stitches".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Who was the most notorious gangster in the cheese mafia?

Al Caprovolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prez9669
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group

They really wanted to be Gs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I met a gangster the other day who pulls up people's underwear...

It was Wedgie Cray

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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what did the gangster say to Julius Cesar?

You're my romeboy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxpandamanxX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What does a wannabe gangster cat say?

Catch meow side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PCChazter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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He was the fluffiest gangster ever.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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After the earthquake, what did the gangster say when the apartment complex fell on him?

Get off me homes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nmoore2211
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriend’s name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a β€˜Dad Joke’ Dad is fun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lachrondizzle23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Did you guys hear about the depressed apple technician turned gangster?

They call him emo-G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tithomp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras

A flash mob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call a gangster's graveyard?

A cript

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethaniel48
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A gangster recently plead guilty for beating a cow to death in a rice field using two porcelain figures.

Authorities say it’s the first first time they’ve ever dealt with a knick knack patty wack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adamkm92
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What kind of headwear do gangsters who have a scat-fetish wear?

Doodoo rag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BooBooDingDing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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I buy my guns from this gangster who calls himself T Rex

He's a small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmbitiousTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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London gangsters be Kray-Kray.

Possibly only for the Brits, this one...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoneKharnivore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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I saw some gangsters fighting some guys in wheel chairs.

It was the Bloods vs. the Crips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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There're some streets you just don't go down. He most gangster one is...

Carlito's Way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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What do you call a restaurant that only serves Russian Gangsters?

Red Mobster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhysLava7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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My Christmas gifts are looking gangster this year.

I think it's the rapping paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OknataSkeltro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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So I told my dad I love gangster films.

He then says, " yeah ratatouille is a gangsta film. he's a dirty rat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undeadzombie12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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I tried to sound like a gangster talking to my mom

She said "You have been making a lot of jokes recently."

Me: True that homie-g.

Her: Did you just call me "homie-g"?

Me: Homie-a through homie-f were taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmerChip
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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