Goon Puns

But he actually won a no-Belle prize.

i'm great at punnilingus

Last night my two year old says to me "Daddy, my toe hurts"

"That's too bad buddy," I reply. "Do you want me to call a tow truck for you?"

Then I laughed like a goon while my wife made a disgusted face at me.

When I punched him he ran, goon.