My wife told me she was going out to get some joggers.

I was surprised when she came home with two sweaty men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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On the way to work this morning I was greeted by a Jogger.

That must be the "Runner's high" I've heard so much about. Didn't seem like anything special to me.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I once watched a horror movie about pants.

It was full of suspenders.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Practical jokes for the car

These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:

  1. Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.

  2. On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)

  3. Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.

Any other stories you guys have?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yes_oui_si_ja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Was out at dinner with my dad last night. People were walking by in costume on their way to parties ...

A lady ran by, clearly working out. Dad says, "Hey look, she's dressed as a jogger!"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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