Jog Puns

A list of puns related to "Jog"

Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?

You might step in a poodle!

(from my 70 year old uncle)

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👤︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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My buddy likes to jog in place on the rug in his hall.

He’s a carpet runner.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...

It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 27 2020
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I’m going to jog from Sweden to Finland...

and cross the Finnish line.

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👤︎ u/BasementDweller3000
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it

I hope it doesn't become a running gag

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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It’s been a long running tradition for my family to, once a year, jog to the nearest clothes store and back

I guess it just runs in the jeans

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👤︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Wanted to get fit by starting running. Bought a book called How to Jog.

Imagine my disappointment when I realised it was Volume 9 of a 24-Volume encyclopaedia.

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👤︎ u/Slobberchops_
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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My name is Aaron. My son's name is Aaron too. Every morning, we go for a jog together.

When my wife asks where we went, I tell her we were just running Aarons.

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👤︎ u/Cronenberg_C137
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog

It’s a bit of a running joke in the family

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👤︎ u/AndyWR10
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I tried to cheat during my jog by taking a shortcut through some bushes, but I didn’t realize it was poison ivy...

That was a rash decision.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Every night I tell my wife I’m going out for a jog, but I don’t go, and she knows it

It’s a running joke.

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👤︎ u/eggs_bacon_toast
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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My friend loves to jog uphill.

He always feels inclined to do so.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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What did the illiterate guy say when he saw a religious referee on a morning jog?

A Ref runned!

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👤︎ u/Schwanz_Hintern64
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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Always poop before you go for a jog.

Otherwise you might get the runs.

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👤︎ u/AZREDFERN
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn't jog.

2018: Didn't jog.

2019: Didn't jog

2020 : Still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It was my longest running joke of the year.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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2015: Didn't jog

2016: Didn't jog

2017: Didn't jog

2018: Didn't jog

2019: Didn't jog

2020: Still haven't jogged

This is a running joke...

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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2012: Didn’t jog

2013: Didn’t jog

2014: Didn't jog

2015: Didn't jog

2016: Didn't jog

2017: Didn’t jog

2018: Didn’t jog

2019: Didn’t jog

2020: Still haven’t jogged

This is a running joke.

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👤︎ u/orangelyorange__
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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2016: Didn’t jog

2017: Didn’t jog

2018: Didn’t jog

2019: Didn’t jog

2020: Haven’t jogged

This a running joke

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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2012: Didn’t jog

2013: Didn’t jog

2014: Didn't jog

2015: Didn't jog

2016: Didn't jog

2017: Didn’t jog

2018: Didn’t jog

2019: Didn’t jog

2020: Still haven’t jogged

This is a running joke.

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👤︎ u/orangelyorange__
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of this year.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.

It's my longest running joke of the year.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Every morning at breakfast, I tell my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of the year.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Every morning for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.

It's my longest running joke this year.

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👤︎ u/Nickelm_
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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