Since then, my muggings have been far more successful.
Now his attempts are a lot more successful.
I'm prepared now though, in case he decides to chai again.
Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
It was a shawl shank redemption
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
Tubbie
My life savings
Because it got mugged.
It gets mugged everyday.
The caption read ‘I’m outstanding in this field!’
Now it's a cup of Joe
The crime was considered a coffee mug.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says “coolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that “creative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!
Dad: damn! What will those kids throw at you next?
On the way home I got mugged.
Someone called the cups. They took his mug shot.
..I really need to clean a few mugs around here.
… he was mugged.
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
can't believe i was a victim of armed strobbery.
Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.
The outside.
But I saw it coming and instinctively ran. My adrenaline was pumping as they were chasing after me and I kept glancing over my shoulder and they were big guys and catching up to me! Luckily a gun shop was open, so I ran in, all the way to the back of the store and leaned against a large metal cabinet used for locking up guns. The clerk saw me and said: "Are you okay, can I help you?"
I put my hands on the cool metal of that cabinet, caught my breath and said: "Thanks. I feel safe now"
*edit wording
"You've been framed!"
She said she was a t-cup.
It got mugged.
Not Happy.
Why did the coffee file a police report
It got mugged
Not happy !
I really need to clean some mugs
