Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!

And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerry-cherry
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They finally caught the guy who's been putting hot sauce in beer mugs

His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
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What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?

He polished them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4K_Jay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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This mug from BBC weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siliconmac
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I thought the pattern on my coffee mug was defective...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/honeyvcombs99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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When the mug’s hot...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OsakaMilkTea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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When Joe died I put his ashes in his favorite mug

Now it's a cup of Joe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyBellyHurtsITry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Drinking coffee out of a lens mug helps me to focus...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My new mug
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πŸ‘€︎ u/millre01
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What a crappie mug
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsymmetricPanda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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If I ordered a Mint Julep in a copper mug

could I call it a Moscow Mitch?

Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What side of the mug is the handle on?

The outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fourwheeling02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I came home and found my girlfriend naked, except for a porcelain mug on each breast

She said she was a t-cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tango91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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What did the home owner say to the mug shot when he put it up on his wall

"You've been framed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ousscar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife

It was pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thomo_29
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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Some prefer their coffee in a mini mug

I prefer mine in this giant cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaanold
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why is everyone so obsessed with tie dye mugs recently?

They all keep talking about watching a whirled cup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IchWillRingen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganixxrs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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This coffee mug
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πŸ‘€︎ u/citizenofgaia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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My favourite new punny tea mug imgur.com/xTQ26Nt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/where_is_my__mind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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Mug shot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SWEJO
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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Your average mug shot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Streaplerz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2013
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I gave my dad a mug for his birthday

It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danield9tqh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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I didn't get this "World's Greatest Dad" mug for nothing.

It cost $14.99

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I stole my partner's mug yesterday

Me: I stole your mug when I had hot chocolate today.

Partner: :(

Me: I guess one could say that you've been mugged..

Partner: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phrober
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2015
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I was mean-mug'd for Christmas. i.reddituploads.com/de731…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illuminescent
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2014
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This mug is a waist imgur.com/S4kW1lm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditor36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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My dad bought me the ultimate dad joke mug while in Cape Cod imgur.com/sam3Y0g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/diltay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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If prisoners could take their own mug shots...

...would they be called cellfies?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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Need help with a good pun using cats, coffee or mugs, and saying thank you for joining us as!

Wedding party favors are cat mugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTrib
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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Gifted my dad a "#1 DAD" mug

Him: Here, take a picture with me holding the mug

Me: Why?

Him: Always wanted a badass mugshot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_PLIS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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Coffee Mug

So I was at a restaurant with my Dad, and he was having some coffee in a mug made by a company called Brasilrecca...

Dad: Do you know what else is a Brasilrecca?

Me: No, what?

Dad: Germany!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamJOM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2014
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Asked Dad if the Senator from Minnesota has a beer mug

"Sure, its a Franken-Stein."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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Son: What’s in that fancy beer mug on the mantel?

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.

Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein

Me: That son of a bitch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StealthSpyda215
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