Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!
And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.
His name: Dr. Frank's-in-stein.
He polished them.
Now it's a cup of Joe
could I call it a Moscow Mitch?
Explanation: A cocktail called a Moscow Mule is served in copper mugs. The mint julep is Kentucky Derby's official drink, and Mitch McConnell is the senator from Kentucky who has blocked legislation to stop Russian interference in US elections, earning him the nickname "Moscow Mitch" among his critics.
The outside.
She said she was a t-cup.
"You've been framed!"
It was pointless
I prefer mine in this giant cup.
They all keep talking about watching a whirled cup
It said "World's greatest dad". When I gave it to him he looked kind of insulted. Is something wrong with it I asked? He replied, "You spelled 'dad' backwards"
It cost $14.99
Me: I stole your mug when I had hot chocolate today.
Partner: :(
Me: I guess one could say that you've been mugged..
Partner: ...
...would they be called cellfies?
Wedding party favors are cat mugs
Him: Here, take a picture with me holding the mug
Me: Why?
Him: Always wanted a badass mugshot.
So I was at a restaurant with my Dad, and he was having some coffee in a mug made by a company called Brasilrecca...
Dad: Do you know what else is a Brasilrecca?
Me: No, what?
Dad: Germany!
"Sure, its a Franken-Stein."
Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
