My wife is so negative, I remembered the car seat, the stroller and the diapar bag and yet all she talks about is how I forgot the baby
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📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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I had just ran a half marathon today, and my dad had this to say

So I am resting my legs lying down, and I was talking with my parents about the race. We talked about people we saw (since they were there to cheer me on) and my dad had a comment.

Dad: "You know what? I remember me and your mom saw a mom and dad, and they were pushing a stroller with a baby in it. And they were running. You know what the crazy thing was?"

Me: "What?"

Dad: The baby finished before them!"

Me: "Goddammit dad."

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📅︎ Dec 16 2013
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My wife is so negative

I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby

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📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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My wife is so negative.

I remembered the stroller, the car seat and the diaper bag yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

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📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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