He was checking his Balance.
It suffered from withdrawals.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
This is now the fifth one that has insufficient funds.
"Must be those three tenners" I thought to myself
He was checking his balance
I pushed her and she fell over.
It didn't make cents.
So I pushed her over
Worst way to check your balance. crickets
But you shouldn't use them unless you want your assets frozen.
So I pushed her over
A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"
Confused, i asked him what he was doing, he said he was just checking his balance
I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds!
He said “Oh, I was just checking my balance”
There were 4 people ahead of me, and the ATM itself is inside a small structure with big glass windows that could pass as a miniature storefront. An older man walked by us and yelled "Must be a sale on money!"
Only I laughed. There was even a dad in line with his daughter who didn't get it.
... but you have to return it within two weeks.
Because he wanted to know his balance 🏃
"Dude I think that atm machine just lost a few pounds," my friend told me after I withdrew some cash.
"Actually, I think it goes by USD here"
It was a proud remark of mine I had last night.
...let's put a pin in that for a moment.
"Cannot withdrawal, insufficient puns."
So I pushed her and she fell over
I went to the only ATM in town to draw some money; but they didnt have a pencil.
...happy birthday dad.
^its ^a joke ^about ^^DAD
My mom was at the ATM entering her password. Suddenly, a wild dad appeared and said : "hah, your password is so easy to remember. The characters are all X's. "
We all sighed deeply as he laughed uncontrollably, and proceeded our journey in Life ignoring what he just said.
My mom and I park in front of the ATM so she can get some cash. I wait in the passenger seat as she goes to the ATM. I look up just in time to see her turn around and start jumping up and down saying "I won! I won!" like she just hit the jackpot at a slot machine. Oh gosh, that's embarrassing...
Girl: You guys have any twenties?
Boss: Go fish!