They make cents when you think about it.
He was checking his Balance.
It suffered from withdrawals.
So i pushed her over.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
This is now the fifth one that has insufficient funds.
"Must be those three tenners" I thought to myself
It didn't make cents.
But you shouldn't use them unless you want your assets frozen.
Worst way to check your balance. crickets
A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"
Confused, i asked him what he was doing, he said he was just checking his balance
I went to 4 different ones and they all said insufficient funds!
There were 4 people ahead of me, and the ATM itself is inside a small structure with big glass windows that could pass as a miniature storefront. An older man walked by us and yelled "Must be a sale on money!"
Only I laughed. There was even a dad in line with his daughter who didn't get it.
Because he wanted to know his balance 🏃
... but you have to return it within two weeks.
"Dude I think that atm machine just lost a few pounds," my friend told me after I withdrew some cash.
"Actually, I think it goes by USD here"
It was a proud remark of mine I had last night.
...let's put a pin in that for a moment.
"Cannot withdrawal, insufficient puns."
I went to the only ATM in town to draw some money; but they didnt have a pencil.
My mom was at the ATM entering her password. Suddenly, a wild dad appeared and said : "hah, your password is so easy to remember. The characters are all X's. "
We all sighed deeply as he laughed uncontrollably, and proceeded our journey in Life ignoring what he just said.
...happy birthday dad.
^its ^a joke ^about ^^DAD
My mom and I park in front of the ATM so she can get some cash. I wait in the passenger seat as she goes to the ATM. I look up just in time to see her turn around and start jumping up and down saying "I won! I won!" like she just hit the jackpot at a slot machine. Oh gosh, that's embarrassing...
Girl: You guys have any twenties?
Boss: Go fish!
He was checking his balance
So I pushed her over
I pushed her and she fell over.
So I pushed her over
He said “Oh, I was just checking my balance”
So I pushed her and she fell over
