So excited for autopsy club!

It's open mike night!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was so excited that 2020 is almost over.

Then I realized after 2021 is 2020 too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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My wife said she wanted to take me out. I was so excited...

Until I saw the body bag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I’m so excited! Scientists have tested cloning on humans.

Im beside myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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So excited
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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So excited
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediocrementor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl

Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I’m so excited that my wife and I are finally visiting San Francisco to see the Golden Gate in person.

She asked me, β€œWhat are you going to do when we see it?”

Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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My deaf girlfriend was so excited I told her she was cute.

She doesn't hear that often.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I’m so excited for spring

That I wet my plants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trader124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Why do dogs always get so excited when the doorbell rings?

It’s almost never for them..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zbylut5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldn’t wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, β€œThey r/dadjokes.”

The son said, β€œWhat’s slash dad jokes?” Kids, right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I asked why my archaeology enthusiastic friend was so excited about unearthing new finds...

He said, "I dig the past!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Why is your firearm so excited for October?

Because it's a semi autumn addict

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahtzee44444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My son was so excited to celebrate Father's Day . . .

That he woke screaming two hours before his normal wakeup time, and has resisted all attempts to take his morning nap.

Joke's on you, Dad!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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The inventor of the calendar was so excited about his new discovery that he ran to his wife to tell her.

He said, β€œYour days are numbered!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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A terrorist walks into a bar and says I'm so excited to show everyone this cool bomb they're gonna be blown away!!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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I’m so excited that I got my first acting gig as a mime in a silent movie.

I’m absolutely speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Going to a gaming tournament in Australia I'm so excited imgur.com/gQZDWTC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bisexual_Annie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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I'm so excited to have kids someday

Boyfriend: Did you hear about the mite that's killing all the honeybees?

Me: You don't know that!

Boyfriend: What? I thought I read something about it.

Me: Well, it isn't for sure! But it mite bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemmingHead
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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My dad was so excited to call and tell me this one. He was already laughing when I answered the phone.

A guy walks into his dentist's office and says "Doc, I think I might be a moth."

The dentist replies, "ok.....so why did you come in here?"

The man says, "because the light was on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreborMAI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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My dog was so excited to see my dad

My dad walked in and my dog was so excited and his tail was wagging so fast.

Me (to my dog) - If your tail wags any fast it's going to fall off

Dad (to my dog) - Then we'll have to take you to the retail store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatBox360
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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Why did the celiac get so excited when she received 2 free 5 packs of adhesive?

Glue, ten free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stillnoxsleeper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2014
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Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got so excited for spring...

I wet my plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theFaceFacer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Spring is here! I got so excited...

I wet my plants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigjig123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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I'm so excited that it's finally spring,

I wet my plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper-85
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I’m so excited that it’s spring

I wet my plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waltur_d
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I'm so excited for spring...

I wet my plants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alias_fake_name
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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