Started an OnlyFans account. Pretty excited for my early retirement
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
Imagine how excited Barn Owls were....
....when humans invented barns ?
I get so excited for spring...
How do you get your child excited to go to church?
Tell them they are going to the prayground
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
What animal is most excited about the alphabet?
What does the mother brush say to her overly excited kids ?
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
My daughter got out of choir practice. She was talking about who her favorite conductors were, and was really excited about her favorite ones, because she said they were very good conductors.
Did they stick their fingers in an electrical socket?
"No... Why..?"
Well, then, how do you know if they were good conductors or not?
Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending...
...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too
Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory
Because it was her dowelry.
I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound, his reply...
he can't have my nose, I need it!
I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical
I’m excited for Jan 1, 2021
Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.
Apparently Orion wasn't too excited about his new belt.
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
Frankenstein was excited
It was his first 'body-building' competition.
My wife said she wanted to take me out. I was so excited...
Until I saw the body bag.
My wife was very excited to finally introduce our kids to her sister...
I was really excited when my wife bought me a book for my birthday called “69 Mating Positions”.
Turns out it’s about Chess strategies.
I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
I’m so excited! Scientists have tested cloning on humans.
My date was really excited when I invited her over for cocktails, but she left extremely disappointed.
She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.
I got an antique dosimeter from USSR and I was pretty excited.
Then I noticed it only measures comrads.
I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
I've never been excited over drill bits...
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
We were all excited about our mountaineering trip, but then our friend Max chickened out.
He has always been an anti climb Max.
In NYC, after these difficult times many people were excited the Lego store was finally reopening.
People were outside lined up for blocks.
I wasn’t too excited when I caught on fire.
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
If you’re excited for the Dungeons in D&D...
Have you seen how excited Alaskans get about their hobbies?
I’m so excited it’s spring time
My wife was so excited when Spring came,
Why were the group of coroners excited?
Because it was open Mike night!
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
So excited for autopsy club!
I was so excited that 2020 is almost over.
Then I realized after 2021 is 2020 too.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
It was open open Mike night.
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