What does Stevie Wonder say to Louis Armstrong?

I heard trees are green

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Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce

He didn't see that coming at all

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What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

Endless Love

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My girlfriend cheated on me with Stevie Wonder.

I got blindsided.

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Why can’t Stevie Wonder see his friends?

He got married.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?

It's OK neither has he.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I saw Stevie Wonder cutting the grass.

It was blind mowing.

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Why is Stevie wonders calendar like meeting people on tinder?

It’s all blind dates...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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When Stevie Wonder's wife locked him out of the house what happened?

He just called her to say, "I love you... but I'm the one that plays with all the keys around this house."

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What happened when Stevie Wonder stubbed his toe?

He went into a Blind Rage!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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I was talking to my boyfriend about difficult it was for my band to sight read sheet music by Stevie Wonder.

He said "of course it's hard, he was blind you know!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Best prank to pull on Stevie Wonder? Sit him in front of a piano tuned two keys low.

He'll never see it.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Stevie Wonder is so rich that he bought his latest mansion

Sight unseen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Stevie Wonder went on a blind date, it didn't work out he's still not seeing anybody.
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Why don't you find Stevie Wonder at the beach?

Because he can't sea!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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Did you know Stevie Wonder is a dead-beat dad?

He never sees his kids

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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Dad replied this to a cousin after watching an add with Stevie Wonder

Cousin: "man, I'd love to be able to see Stevie wonder live."

Dad: "I bet Stevie wonder would love to be able to see you also."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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What note(s) can Stevie Wonder not play?

C, C Sharp, or C Flat

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2015
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We saw Stevie Wonder at the Apple store today!

My mom: Well, he didn't see you. Thanks for that, mom

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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Listening to Stevie Wonder in the car with the Father

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's piano?"
"No?"
"That's okay, neither has he."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why can’t Stevie Wonder see any of his friends?

because he has a wife

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see any of his friends?

Because he is married.

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