Sometimes, I stop and reflect on last year.
As they say, hindsight is 2020.
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People who hate how they look in the mirror are seeing their own reflect-shun
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
As I reflect back on my past, I remember the time when I forgot to pay my electric bill.
Those were some dark days.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Best place to self-reflect is
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Vampires don't break mirrors because it reflects poorly on them.
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Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know Iβm getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beerβ¦.
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! β€οΈ
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, βWill you still love me when Iβm old, fat, and balding?β She smiled and answered...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town
I could see myself working there.
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︎ May 20 2021
A vampire was confused at his reflection
He wondered, what happened to the man in the mirror?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
a cracked bathroom mirror is a serious issue
You need to look into it.
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︎ May 19 2021
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
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︎ May 22 2021
On reflection, there's a lot of stuff I'd like to have done differently this past year.
But hey, hindsight is 2020
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I remember when I bought my first rear view mirror.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I knew a guy who disliked reflective headgear
You can say he was a matte hatter.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Every morning, I like to stand in front of a mirror and think about all the good things I've done.
It's just a moment of reflection.
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︎ May 10 2021
Most people really hate when cars have a super reflective wrap, they think itβs too showoffy.
Personally, I can see myself in one of them.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My wife says I am spending too much money on mirrors
Itβs time for some self reflection
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︎ May 11 2021
To the person who stole my running shoes and reflective vest...
You can run, but you can't hide!
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︎ May 27 2020
After a long hour of deep internal reflection
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︎ May 29 2019
My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him
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︎ May 08 2020
I punched my monitor...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My wife asked me, βDid you fog up the bathroom mirror again?β
I said, βI donβt see myself doing that.β
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︎ May 22 2020
Page 22.) βYour Reflectionβ
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︎ Jan 04 2020
You know what they say about hindsight!
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︎ Apr 03 2020
In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Why does the communist like the Laws of reflection? Because I=R
Because I = Our, get it? (I am aware of the pronoun change, this is a joke mate)
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I often feel introspective when looking in a mirror...
It's good for self reflection.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Cleaning a mirror
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︎ Aug 22 2020
I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.
The police are looking into it.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I went to my dads mirror warehouse
Upon further reflection i decided to leave
I just thought this up
I hope its an original one
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Light reflecting off Vietnamese soup should be called Pho tons
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Hubs is gonna be late tonight
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I've been walking around the house reflecting on my errors
Sorry, autocorrect... My mirrors
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︎ May 13 2019
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Iβve been doing a lot of reflecting recently and have come to a realization
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︎ Feb 26 2019
Reflecting how you feel after selling pictures of yourself is self-evaluation on selfie valuation
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︎ Dec 15 2018
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
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︎ Mar 02 2021
If inspecting mirrors was a job
I couldnβt really see myself doing it
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