I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, β€œWill you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...

β€œI do!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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When feeling existential, one should look at a mirror for reflection.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapsed_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!

Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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People who hate how they look in the mirror are seeing their own reflect-shun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTF_is_OT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Vampires don't break mirrors because it reflects poorly on them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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They're building a mirror factory in my town.

I could definitely see myself working there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I couldn't shave this morning because someone stole my mirror.

The police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyOutside4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I got tired of flipping the little switch on my rear view mirror to dim the headlights.

So I removed the whole mirror.

I haven’t looked back since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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I could really see myself making mirrors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Quality testing mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vysken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years.

Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_the_human
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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I've been offered a job as a mirror salesman...

I can really see myself doing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_movedmycheese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I got fired from my job yesterday

...at the mirror factory.

Reflecting back on it, I can't see myself working there now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFlipperhead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I've decided on a number of time-out punishments for my one and future kids...
  1. Stand in front of a mirror and reflect on what they've done.
  2. Sit in the corner where the floor speakers are to face the music.

Any other suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewgl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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Dad: What are you doing?

Me: Writing a reflection. Dad: Need a mirror?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goof_tv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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I was shopping for a mirror..

And the clerk ask me what kind of mirror I wanted, I said a reflective one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piqzzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Mirrors

If a mirror reflects all light ... Why can't you see yourself when you look at a picture of a mirror?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChinkADink21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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I am become Dad

At work today an employee was complaining about having to wash a mirrored wall in the bar. I commented that she should be grateful for the work as it is a great time for self reflection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kariston
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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That other family

When I was a kid (who am I kidding, he still does it) my dad would notice reflections in mirrors at restaurants or on glass building or whatever. He would stop the conversation, lean in close to everyone, and in a dead serious whisper say "Look, it's that family that's been following us again." Then his face would go from stone-cold serious to a huge grin.

Every time. It was our reflection. And he did it every time. I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmeovr83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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I use fortune on my workstation for fun. Saw this punny fortune when I logged in just now.

>Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. > -- Jean Cocteau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chargen2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2013
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Helping my cousin move. This one from my uncle...

Don't break that mirror, it'll reflect poorly on you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeyp123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2013
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