I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.
I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.
Incase you were wondering what Willie Nelson's full name REALLY is,
It's "Willie Nilly Nelson"
I was always wondering why hammers fall down.
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me
Some people were wondering why I like American cheese so much
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
I was up all night wondering where the sun went
Wilford Brimley died recently. And it left me wondering...
...did he die a man? Or did he die a beetus?
Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.
I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.
In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.
Preferred pronouns are Her/she
Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
I hung there, wondering if someone would cut me down at the last second.
The suspense was killing me.
I was wondering where I left my passport
A man's three daughters are wondering how they got their names...
"Daddy, why is my name Violet?" the first girl asks.
"Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.
"Daddy, why is my name Rose?" the second girl asks.
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.
"My favorite color is potato," the third girl says.
"Shut up, Brick!"
Danke and arrigato to those who were wondering
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...
Don't worry. I ducked just in time.
Wondering if there's something going on?
Ask a shoemaker; If anyone knows whats afoot, it's him
When it got dark outside, I was wondering where the sun went
And then it dawned on me.
A blond was sitting at a bar wondering...
why she only has three sisters but her brother has four
I'm wondering what to do about my area of land
It's just a lot to consider
Han Solo was very depressed when his son went to the dark side. All his friends were wondering. . .
I was standing in the road wondering why cars get bigger the closer they get
I was wondering why Popeye keeps scratching himself at Soul Cycle...
Turns out he has a lot of spin itch...
William has me wondering if i am or am not.
Shout out to all those people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
Edit: if you’re wondering if I hate myself for saying this, I do... but it’s pretty funny. Thank you for enjoying it as well!
Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone?
The next morning, it dawned on him!
People are wondering whether I have any more of these bracelets - I’m a frayed knot
I was wondering why the golf ball kept growing bigger and bigger.
I've been wondering for the last 2 hours how to open this egg
My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.
I was wondering where I put my anvil...
I was wondering why the collective noun is "a murder of crows".
Wondering why he is the center of talk, lately
My wife was wondering what her breast milk tastes like, so she asked the baby. And he told her...
I'm wondering, is the old *Person 1:'Is this [thing 1] or [thing 2] Person 2: Yes* a dad joke or a reddit meme?
Ross and Rachel went for a drive and the car stopped abruptly. Wondering why, Ross looked at his legs and
Friend was wondering about first signs of a migraine, I saw a great opportunity
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“Dad, I was wondering lately... am I adopted?”
I was wondering if Shrek would taste any good
Then I realized he’d probably be meaty ogre
One day, I was at the park wondering why frisbees got bigger
I dadjoked my niece today. She was wondering why they don't have dances in co-ed prisons.
I promptly burst out singing: "Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm!"
I got a full-on facepalm out of her. It was excellent.
I was wondering about that new movie about deadly diseases...
Did you catch The Plague?
I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.
I spent all night wondering where the sun went...
I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went after it set.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger
I was up all night, wondering where the sun went
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
I was wondering why the car was getting bigger
I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....
Then I realised the paper was jammin
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.
And then it dawned on me.
I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
I was wondering why the ball was getting closer, then it hit me...
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I was wondering where the sun went..
And then it dawned on me.
I was wondering where the sun had disappeared to.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was
And then it dawned on me.
Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
I spent all night wondering where the sun whent.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went
Then....... it dawned on me
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer?
Apparently the paper was jamming.
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...?
Apparently the paper was jamming.
Did you hear about the kid who stayed up in his tent all night, wondering where the sun had gone?
The next morning, it dawned on him.
I was wondering why this frisbee might be getting bigger...
Standing in a park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of "in" is.
kept wondering why the boomerang was getting bigger and bigger...
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger
I was up all night wondering where the sun went,
but then it dawned on me.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger
I couldn't sleep last night... I was wondering where the sun went...
I used to stay up every night wondering where the sun went....
And then it dawned on me.
I was wondering where the day went.
But then it dawned on me.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger, and then it hit me
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