I said “Well I think you’re wrong about that.”
”You’re two cheeky!” I replied
She said, "That's a human right."
I said, "Yes, my boss is a human."
I asked for coffee.
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
Nobody wants to hear yours.
Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
Am I right ?
I’ll give you my two cents.
Less minimalism is more
It's tearable
He said he'd prefer to float.
I'm amphibalent.
Doc says "Okay, you're ugly too."
"I have no son"
"Thanks for supporting me"
I'm sure this has been done but it got a chuckle out of me
Edit wow, I wasn't expecting an award. Thank you kind stranger!
He was AdamAnt.
While South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless.
They're always a bunch of neighsayers
He said "you're full of shit."
They have their ups and downs
The most common answer I got was...................... "EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
Opinions
I see your point.
Haha upvote go by by
Mao was all he said.
Finally a turn in the right direction.
They know what's up
To get a second opinion
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
I agree
They blind test everything
He is alright now
It sound more ofishal.
But that’s just my two scents.
The people sitting near me on the bus don’t look like they appreciate it.
Am I right?
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Opinion - 3.14 = Onion
