I mustache you a question...

...?

Can you shave it for later?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidHill76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.

His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"

"Or should I spread them apart?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tis-a-pirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I have a serious question...

So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaset
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.

I said, "Sure, why not?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I moustache you a question

Never mind I'll shave it for later...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnkleSam03
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I have a genuine question

Jen, you in the living room?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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USPS Questions

Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolt470
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Question

Why is today not National ballerina day?

I mean it is 2-2 after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taterheadx2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I have one question for victims of ninjas...

..Who hurt you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Question: What are doldrums?

Answer: Barbie's bongos.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Jean-Pierre’s dream of meeting an Extra-Terrestrial finally came true. His first question for the alien was...

You must be from Mars, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granquist04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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A simple question from my 6 year old son.

A meteorite is a small meteor, right?

Full credit to my son, he will truly make a great dad some day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melanthius
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Dentists always ask dumb questions like β€œwhen’s the last time you flossed?”

Like bro you were there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sandyatk445
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Wife (serious question): What is the difference between a date and a prune?

Me: one you get lucky and the other you don't.

She was mad enough to leave the room...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moar-coffee-plz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Don't question the context.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodTastingDad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My son was about to ask me 1 million questions about everything.

I said " Chucky Cheese"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Which question can come to first, but never last?

First question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittyreaper88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with rhetorical question?

Hmm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yet-another-dad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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The most important question before choosing your future wife ...

Which is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Axolotl questions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/averyhungryperson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Can I axe you a question?

Never mind you’d chop at it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_mama_89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Guys, I have a question. Me and a friend are arguing about the setting of the Ace Attorney games.

He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStoneX1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthieunc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:

...could be pro-limb-attic!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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A cop ran into a drunk driver and asks the question β€œHow high are you?”

The drunk driver responds: β€œNo, its β€˜Hi, how are you?’”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steph_Curryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Two blokes go for a job. Before they can get the job they are asked some questions.

One said to the other i wont get the job i not good at questions. Dont worry said the other i go in first and i will tell you the answers? So he goes in the boss said to him; If i poke you in the left eye what would happen. I would go half blind. If i poke you right eye what would happen. I would go fully blind. Congratulations you have got the job. Send the other candidate in. As the other candidate was going in the he said the answers are Half blind and Fully blind. Thanks mate and goes to see the boss. Right said the boss if i cut your ear off what would happen. I would go half blind. Okay said the boss if i cut your other ear off what would happen. I would go fully blind. The boss looks puzzled and said how do you make that out. He said thats obvious.

My cap would fall over my eyes!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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"Why am I being timed? I just asked a question.."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castille_92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I have a question for people who take the bus...

Are you supposed to give it back?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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A man goes to his church to ask the priest a question.

"How much does it cost to get a church-singing group?" the man asks.

The priest replies, "you mean, a choir?"

"Uh, okay, I didn't think that mattered. How much does it cost to acquire a church-singing group?"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Where did the question mark go

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What’s something you question about a clown that farts?

Does it smell funny?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VintageVitaminJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?

It has a lot of pan-creases.

Sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnonauker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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How do the fish police question suspects?

They use the good carp, bad carp method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Confucius knew the answers to all of life’s questions.

The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nobida12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I mustache you a question. Have you seen my blue marker?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepinmama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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The attending neonatal pediatrician was always grumpy and irritated by our questions about our babies...

...to be fair, we were warned by the nurses that he was known to have very little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Being a farmer, my son had lots of questions. One day he asked β€œ why are the cows laying down”

Son, that’s ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Asking the right questions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HopefulSwine2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Context: Movie in question is the 2004 SpongeBob movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electronicwiz101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I was trying to sell my car to this guy. He asked a bunch of questions about it and seemed interested, then asked β€œcargo space?” I was confused and told him no.

Car go road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tblaine4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Dad, can I ask you a question?

You just did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp1108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Dad, can I ask you a question?

You just did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bp1108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Hey dad can I ask you a question?

You just did !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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