transportation related body part puns idea list

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Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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DO NOT spell "part" backwards!

It's a trap!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.

"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."

But another person said,

"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"

The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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If you built airplane parts in 1903...

the customer was always Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T3canolis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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What is your most trendy body part?

Hip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What part of your body, dies last?

Your pupils, as they dielate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirty-Slippers
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My daughter just came out to me as a 2 part couch. She’s a bisectional.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/osaycanyoupc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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My 15 month old daughter has been saying "momma" and "dadda" a lot now, and I tried using this to my advantage...

Secretly (when my wife was out), I'd ask her "who do you love more?", and praise her when she said "dadda!". This has been going on for weeks now.

The other day, my wife got home and I wanted to show her my little 'trick'. So I asked our daughter, "Who do you love more?", in which case she replied "dadda!" and ran towards my wife (which is very clearly her favourite btw).

My wife, who didn't care much for the new thing I taught our daughter, bent down and picked her up to cuddle with her. Her facial expression changed a bit, then she laughed. She looked at me and said "well, she ran to me as she said that, and her diaper is full... so clearly she was full of crap when she said that!"

My wife is now in on the dad jokes and won this one!

Edit: Bolded the text to emphasize what part of this story was the dad joke...

Final Edit: My wife was surprised at how much this blew up! She says thanks to everyone, but she has no idea what the awards are for (since she doesn’t use Reddit). πŸ˜‚

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I asked my wife to describe me in a few words

She said:

I'm mature

I'm moral

I'm polite

And, by and large, I'm perfect

Don't know why she then accused me of having "a fundamental incapability to understand the proper use of apostrophes and spacing" though....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpthomacePrime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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I failed my biology test. I mislabeled every body part but one.

At least my heart was in the right place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LudwigVonPhoenix
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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In most parts of the world, it's possible to catch a cold.

In Russia cold always catch you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What's the hardest part of becoming a Buddhist monk?

Just being offered the chants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Did you also know Michael Jackson was part Native American?

He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Where does a zombie get a spare body part

Second hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Bit coin or something idk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naughtyballsack
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?

Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I’m trying to grow auto parts on my farm.

I’m expecting a bumper crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What is the hardest part of making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across the lake πŸ₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodimusMajor84
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What is the best part in all the Harry Potter movies?

It’s the casting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What is the most annoying part of a party with a large bowl of shared drink mix?

The punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjoggs
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..

It’s because they di-late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_beard2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?

The space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...

Mo-roccan.

This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sneakymooseattack
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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When I arrived onset on a cloudy, dreary day, too many actors had been hired for the small part...

It was overcast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What’s the worst part about going out to eat duck?

The Bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirty-Slippers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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We got a new dog yesterday. He was a rescue and we're so glad to make him a part of our family. 'I think the transition is going well.'

'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Sometimes, I just can’t remember a specific part of a song.

Maybe it just isn’t note-worthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudoku12
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What’s the worst part of having an apple addiction?

You can’t see the doctor about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrunkleChris
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?

Driving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light-Insight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.

You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"

They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.

Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Met a Chinese talking goose today, I asked him from what part of China he was from.

Honk Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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It FINALLY happened.

Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1284X
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?

Spine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisokaLaMagician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What part of an airplane smells the most?

The nose.

*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusguy9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...

...guess you could call me a serial sinner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laferrarik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Tequila might not be the answer

But it's worth a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Neptunes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uup17
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.

I said, β€œWho is this guy?”

My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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The radio host sailed to the same part of the ocean each year

It was his frequent sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOffbeatTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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The best relationships are formed on a roof.

That way I know it was built on truss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldElPasoSnowplow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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Never ever spell part backwards,

It's a trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cptn-Cardinal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils....they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Which part of your body is the last thing to die?

Your eyes. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark503
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Never spell 'Part' backwards

It's a trap

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?

Because they dilate.

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