Parte Puns

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

It's a trap!!

"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."

But another person said,

"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"

The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.

the customer was always Wright.

Hip

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

Your pupils, as they dielate

Secretly (when my wife was out), I'd ask her "who do you love more?", and praise her when she said "dadda!". This has been going on for weeks now.

The other day, my wife got home and I wanted to show her my little 'trick'. So I asked our daughter, "Who do you love more?", in which case she replied "dadda!" and ran towards my wife (which is very clearly her favourite btw).

My wife, who didn't care much for the new thing I taught our daughter, bent down and picked her up to cuddle with her. Her facial expression changed a bit, then she laughed. She looked at me and said "well, she ran to me as she said that, and her diaper is full... so clearly she was full of crap when she said that!"

My wife is now in on the dad jokes and won this one!

Edit: Bolded the text to emphasize what part of this story was the dad joke...

Final Edit: My wife was surprised at how much this blew up! She says thanks to everyone, but she has no idea what the awards are for (since she doesn’t use Reddit). 😂

She said:

I'm mature

I'm moral

I'm polite

And, by and large, I'm perfect

Don't know why she then accused me of having "a fundamental incapability to understand the proper use of apostrophes and spacing" though....

At least my heart was in the right place.

In Russia cold always catch you

Just being offered the chants

He was a quarter Cherok-HEE-HEE!

Riceless

Second hand

Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.

I’m expecting a bumper crop.

Throwing the cows across the lake 🥁

It’s the casting.

The punchline

It’s because they di-late

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

The space bar

Mo-roccan.

This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.

It was overcast.

The Bill.

'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'

Maybe it just isn’t note-worthy.

You can’t see the doctor about it.

Driving

You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"

They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.

Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.

Honk Kong

Almost 40 and growing my beard out for the first time. Wife finally says "You know I'm starting to like it." And I could finally say "Yeah. It's growing on me."

Spine.

The nose.

*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!

...guess you could call me a serial sinner

But it's worth a shot.

Neptunes!

I said, “Who is this guy?”

My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.

It was his frequent sea

That way I know it was built on truss.

It's a trap.

The pupils....they dilate.

Your eyes. They dilate.

It's a trap

Because they dilate.