A list of puns related to "Gran"
She said, "I hate it. It's driving me up the wall."
So she could rock 'n' roll !
Sew to speak.
We're driving up to university and the traffic is really bad because a town near the one my uni is in is hosting a massive airshow on the airbase they have there, so everyone is driving up small county roads to both university and the airshow.
After four hours sitting in tailbacks to travel 20-25 miles, my granda sighs and says, innocently, "What do they want to go and see air for anyway?"
While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.
I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."
It wasn't her main present though, just a stocking filler.
My dad brings it out every sunday. I haven't had a gran for 10 years...
but then I lost it.
Gran-hola!
Gran-nola bars
My gran fell asleep whilst eating piri piri chicken...
...she had a cheeky nan dose!
I live in Spain at the moment but I'm home for the week and my gran asked me if I'd found a Spanish matador and my dad replied "no, but she's found a mat for her door."
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