So my wife was looking over the menu at a restaurant and said "why do people even like monte christo sandwiches?"
I told her they were easy to count.
So I asked my Dad if he's read "The Count of Monte Cristo"
http://imgur.com/ih0IT0s
Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc
Because he wanted to use a pen name.
Bought my dad a Mont Blanc for his retirement
Dad: " I can't take this" Me: "Why not?" Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."
