The elusive Del Monte Python
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Skyefx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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So my wife was looking over the menu at a restaurant and said "why do people even like monte christo sandwiches?"

I told her they were easy to count.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mmoffitt15
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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So I asked my Dad if he's read "The Count of Monte Cristo"

http://imgur.com/ih0IT0s

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zephyr4813
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2015
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Why did the author call himself Mont Blanc

Because he wanted to use a pen name.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Bought my dad a Mont Blanc for his retirement

Dad: " I can't take this" Me: "Why not?" Dad: looks me dead in the eyes "Because now I'm a pen shunner."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kamehamehaa
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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