Our friend Carlos got his car stolen last month.

We call him Los now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
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What do you get when Carlos Mencia steals an old dirty joke, slightly modifies it, and calls it his own?

Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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A man had his car stolen by a thief in Mexico. When he went to the police...

He reported a Carlos.

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DAMN you
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What do you call a Mexican who cannot remember where he parked?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican who got his car stolen?

Carlos

Credit goes to friend right here

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I've started a dad joke war at work.

This isn't a joke. It's completely serious. I work with a handful of dads and they've turned all of this into a competition. Someone gives me a joke to post and we see who ends up with the most points. It's always only a handful of points but boy is it exciting to see them get all riled up about it.

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a few jokes that will make u laugh

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

Ill call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car

Carlos

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What do you call a man who lost his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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What would call a Mexican who lost his car.

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican man who misplaced his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican with who lost his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos!

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What do you call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car ?

Carlos

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What's the name of the Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do u call a mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos

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What's the name of the Brazilian who lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican searching for his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car

Carlos

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Carlos.

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What do you call a mexican that got his car stolen.

Carlos

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What do you call a mexican who has lost his car??

Carlos...

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Carlos.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos

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Carlos

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Carlos

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Carlos.

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