Everyone has heard of the historical figure Karl Marx.

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
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Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters?

Because he hated capitalism

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Where is Karl Marx buried?

In a communist plot.

(The actual answer is London.)

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How would Karl Marx react to Covid 19?

He would practice socialist distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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My friend convinced me to visit Karl Marx’s grave.

Turns out it’s just a communist plot.

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Why would Karl Marx support closing schools because of COVID-19?

We'd finally live in a classless society.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?

He knew Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueshran
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Karl Marx was a good student imgur.com/trmvVTZ
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Did you know Karl Marx was teased by his classmates in school?

Thy teased him because he couldn’t capitalize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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Karl Marx wrote using only lower case letters.

He hated capitalism

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Why does Karl Marx love snow days?

Because there are no classes

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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what does Karl Marx eat for dinner?

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Communist Manepesto

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Karl Stefanovic, host of the Australian 'Today' morning show, tells his best dad jokes. youtu.be/iFqJEyaoxQo?t=1m…
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One of my favourite dad jokes to drop: What did Karl Marx call his horse?

Trotsky! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Facetious-One
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister...

Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Everyone remembers the historical figure Karl Marx

But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister

Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gattica97
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure Karl Marx.....

But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why did Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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