Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
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her name is Carly and shes a doctor (pun idea)
man I should C A Rly good doctor
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︎ Sep 21 2019
What does Carly Rae Jepsen's Dad call her?
Maybe. He calls her maybe.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Carly Rae Jepsen: Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy.
But here's my number,
So call me maybe
Dad: Hello Maybe, I'm Dad
(Sorry Not Sorry)
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Carly Rae Jepsen comes home from work
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︎ Jul 28 2016
What was Carly Rae Jepsen's father's reaction when he first heard "Call Me Maybe?"
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︎ Oct 15 2016
Car puns are exhausting
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︎ Nov 27 2019
This entire thread of car puns
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︎ Jun 26 2020
car puns
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldnβt find a manual.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I was gonna make some car puns...
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︎ Feb 22 2017
Car puns are really tiring
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︎ Feb 17 2018
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Cars ain't rocket.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Clearing a windscreen
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Whatβd that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
If Volkswagen makes a luxury electric car I want it to be called
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I got in a car wreck and lost my left arm, but donβt worry...
Iβm all right.
buh-dum-tsss
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Whatβs mickey mouseβs favorite car to drive?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
My car was wrecked by a sheep the other day.
In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Apple is designing a new car.
But theyβre having trouble installing windows.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Whatβs the difference between a mall and a parked car?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
When I fled the scene of the accident.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Just bought a Sweet Car Online...
Previously owned by Neil Diamond.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My car was twitching after a recent accident.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Did you hear about the guy who bought an electric car and got in a wreck just after he left the dealership?
He turned over a new Leaf.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down ??
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What is a redneck's favourite car?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.
Only been getting 25% off.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
If Apple made a car
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?
His vacation went off without a hitch.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
*Puts car in reverse*
You know, this really takes me back
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My Dad always enjoyed washing the car with his sons.
I don't know why he didn't just use a sponge, like other Dads.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I don't like this car
Salesman: How about Datsun?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Russian cars are very unreliable...
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︎ Dec 23 2020
My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didnβt have a new car smell...
It had more of an Elon Musk.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I once built a car out of wood
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What does a pirate say when he takes his car into the garage with a dodgy exhaust.
" Aaaaarrrr.....she blows."
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Bark the car
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
"What's that catchy song by that Carly girl again?"
"Who, Carly Rae Jepsen? Call Me Maybe?"
"Hi Maybe, you can call me Dad."
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︎ Jun 24 2014
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ Jan 19 2021
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