Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homodemen
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her name is Carly and shes a doctor (pun idea)

man I should C A Rly good doctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalTango
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What does Carly Rae Jepsen's Dad call her?

Maybe. He calls her maybe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfcookedspaghet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Carly Rae Jepsen: Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy. But here's my number, So call me maybe

Dad: Hello Maybe, I'm Dad

(Sorry Not Sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pushan_Gore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Carly Rae Jepsen comes home from work

Dad: "HI MAYBE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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What was Carly Rae Jepsen's father's reaction when he first heard "Call Me Maybe?"

Hi Maybe. I'm Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyKZG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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Car puns are exhausting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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This entire thread of car puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/explodingbrick938
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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car puns

I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaAxel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I was gonna make some car puns...

but I ran out of gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copiouscuddles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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Car puns are really tiring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordelore8x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Cars ain't rocket.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonny1211
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...

My how the stables have turned.

Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zthazel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanoicAcid2203
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?

Audi partner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Clearing a windscreen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiestjE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?

Wear two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertforApples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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If Volkswagen makes a luxury electric car I want it to be called

Volt swaggin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salmon-Warrior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I got in a car wreck and lost my left arm, but don’t worry...

I’m all right.

buh-dum-tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What’s mickey mouse’s favorite car to drive?

A Mini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasticBarista
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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My car was wrecked by a sheep the other day.

In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M1ghty_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.

The police is working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffunder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Apple is designing a new car.

But they’re having trouble installing windows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What’s the difference between a mall and a parked car?

A lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jupitersmoones
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

When I fled the scene of the accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Just bought a Sweet Car Online...

Previously owned by Neil Diamond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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My car was twitching after a recent accident.

It was a nervous wreck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who bought an electric car and got in a wreck just after he left the dealership?

He turned over a new Leaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joepopp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down ??

It gets "toad" away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What is a redneck's favourite car?

Haudi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Ragnarok
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.

Only been getting 25% off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?

A Wicked Smart car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souphead420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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If Apple made a car

Would it have Windows?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lipisko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?

His vacation went off without a hitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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*Puts car in reverse*

You know, this really takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duat996
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

Miner: mine.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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My Dad always enjoyed washing the car with his sons.

I don't know why he didn't just use a sponge, like other Dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I don't like this car

Salesman: How about Datsun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecoolShitposter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Russian cars are very unreliable...

They are always Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didn’t have a new car smell...

It had more of an Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grepadil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I once built a car out of wood

It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sss69sss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?

A pink carnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What does a pirate say when he takes his car into the garage with a dodgy exhaust.

" Aaaaarrrr.....she blows."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What kind of car does an egg drive

A yolkswagon..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stneutron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Bark the car
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ku_77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....

It said bear left, so we went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomesox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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"What's that catchy song by that Carly girl again?"

"Who, Carly Rae Jepsen? Call Me Maybe?"

"Hi Maybe, you can call me Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elementlegen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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A man has been stealing wheels off police cars

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinach_Stock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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