Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
her name is Carly and shes a doctor (pun idea)
man I should C A Rly good doctor
What does Carly Rae Jepsen's Dad call her?
Maybe. He calls her maybe.
Carly Rae Jepsen: Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy.
But here's my number,
So call me maybe
Dad: Hello Maybe, I'm Dad
(Sorry Not Sorry)
Carly Rae Jepsen comes home from work
What was Carly Rae Jepsen's father's reaction when he first heard "Call Me Maybe?"
This entire thread of car puns
car puns
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
I was gonna make some car puns...
Car puns are really tiring
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
If Volkswagen makes a luxury electric car I want it to be called
I got in a car wreck and lost my left arm, but don’t worry...
I’m all right.
buh-dum-tsss
What’s mickey mouse’s favorite car to drive?
My car was wrecked by a sheep the other day.
In hindsight, the sheep probably shouldn't have been driving in the first place.
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
Apple is designing a new car.
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
What’s the difference between a mall and a parked car?
I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance
When I fled the scene of the accident.
Just bought a Sweet Car Online...
Previously owned by Neil Diamond.
My car was twitching after a recent accident.
Did you hear about the guy who bought an electric car and got in a wreck just after he left the dealership?
He turned over a new Leaf.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down ??
What is a redneck's favourite car?
What's everyone been using to scrape ice off their cars? I have been using a discount card.
Only been getting 25% off.
Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?
Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?
His vacation went off without a hitch.
*Puts car in reverse*
You know, this really takes me back
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
My Dad always enjoyed washing the car with his sons.
I don't know why he didn't just use a sponge, like other Dads.
I don't like this car
Salesman: How about Datsun?
Russian cars are very unreliable...
My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didn’t have a new car smell...
It had more of an Elon Musk.
I once built a car out of wood
What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
What does a pirate say when he takes his car into the garage with a dodgy exhaust.
" Aaaaarrrr.....she blows."
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
What kind of car does an egg drive
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
"What's that catchy song by that Carly girl again?"
"Who, Carly Rae Jepsen? Call Me Maybe?"
"Hi Maybe, you can call me Dad."
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
A man has been stealing wheels off police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
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