Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe
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︎ Jan 08 2020
her name is Carly and shes a doctor (pun idea)
man I should C A Rly good doctor
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︎ Sep 21 2019
What does Carly Rae Jepsen's Dad call her?
Maybe. He calls her maybe.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Carly Rae Jepsen comes home from work
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︎ Jul 28 2016
What was Carly Rae Jepsen's father's reaction when he first heard "Call Me Maybe?"
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︎ Oct 15 2016
Cars 1 βradiator springsβ car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. βRadiator springsβ, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if Iβm wrong.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Car puns are exhausting
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︎ Nov 27 2019
This entire thread of car puns
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︎ Jun 26 2020
car puns
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldnβt find a manual.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Car puns are really tiring
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︎ Feb 17 2018
I was gonna make some car puns...
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︎ Feb 22 2017
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
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︎ Apr 29 2021
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Cars ain't rocket.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Tesla just announced theyβll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
Itβs called Elonβs Musk
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Me: the earth isnβt flat. Fiat Earther: correct. Me: huh? Fiat Earther: itβs the shape an italian car. Me: what?
Fiat Earther: you read my name wrong didnβt you?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
My sister bet me that I couldnβt make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face as I drove Pasta
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What happens when a frogs car breaks down?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Which kind of car problem is worse:
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︎ Apr 26 2021
If apple made a car
Would it still have windows?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Whit kind of car does Bilbo Baggins drive?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What car is a rancher most likely to own?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Someone is stealing tires off of police cars in my area
The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do cars do at the disco?
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What sound does a witches car make?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Falling in love is dangerous.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Yesterday a man drove his car into a barn full of horses.
Heβs listed in serious but stable condition.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I got rear-ended by a rental car today
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise.
I told him itβs probably because it doesnβt know all the lyrics.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What type of car does Vlad Dracula drive?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Your car has been keyed
But the good news is that the damage appears to B minor.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Parking a single car doesn't need much space...
But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My mum told me Iβd never make a car out of spaghetti...
You shouldβve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
How did a car crash victim get rid of his anger issues?
He was temper errorly disabled
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What is a MΔori' favourite car?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
I heard Honda came out with a new car for pirates...
Itβs the Civic Type ARR!
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Iβve never been in a car accident
Iβm a wreckless driver.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call an expensive car that can flex?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What does Keith Urban drive when he canβt find his car?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I was driving my new Toyota down the street and some kid said 'sick car'
I replied, "thanks, I'll get it tested for Corollavirus".
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︎ Apr 10 2021
"What's that catchy song by that Carly girl again?"
"Who, Carly Rae Jepsen? Call Me Maybe?"
"Hi Maybe, you can call me Dad."
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︎ Jun 24 2014
What do u call a mexican who lost his car?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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