Cars 1 βradiator springsβ car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. βRadiator springsβ, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if Iβm wrong.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Car puns are exhausting
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︎ Nov 27 2019
This entire thread of car puns
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︎ Jun 26 2020
car puns
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldnβt find a manual.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Car puns are really tiring
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︎ Feb 17 2018
I was gonna make some car puns...
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︎ Feb 22 2017
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Cars ain't rocket.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Someone is stealing tires off of police cars in my area
The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I got rear-ended by a rental car today
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My friend asked me why his car is making a humming noise.
I told him itβs probably because it doesnβt know all the lyrics.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Iβve never been in a car accident
Iβm a wreckless driver.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I donβt.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What car did Jesus drive in the bible?
An Accord,
βFor I did not speak of my own Accord.β John 12:49
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︎ Apr 02 2021
When I'm running late dropping my kids off at daycare, I call in to my 8am Zoom meeting from my car.
I call it, "phoning it in."
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Ever stop and think about how your car muffler reduces engine noise?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
How much did the squirrel pay for the car?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Female Twitter post...Do men still open car doors ?
Comment: "Well yeah! How the fuck do we get inside?"
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I told my girlfriend I was making a car out of spaghetti.
She told me to grow up and stop being an idiot. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Wife: ...
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Why are Tesla cars so expensive?
Because they charge a lot.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What is a Catholic's favourite car part?
The Catholic (catalytic) converter.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Have you ever heard the plot to the movie βCarsβ?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I always wanted a car
But I could never a-Ford one
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︎ Mar 30 2021
If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I took my car for a service yesterday morning.
The pastor told me to get out, as I was blocking the aisle.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
What did the new car sales guy say when the customer asked about the cargo space?
βNo. No. This car go road.β
(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What happens when a frogβs car breaks down?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Tesla's don't have new car smell.
They have Elon MUSK
- My roomate
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Clearing a windscreen
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I went out to buy a car today but I got too tired.
I ended up getting a motorcycle.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Whatβd that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
"Do you know what happens if a car hits a tree going 30mph?" my son asked.
I said, "No, I've never seen a tree moving that fast before."
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︎ Feb 26 2021
"I sold my car to a guy without airbags," said my friend.
I said, "I don't know any guys that come with airbags."
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︎ Mar 20 2021
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
βThis takes me back.β
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︎ Nov 08 2020
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
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︎ Feb 24 2021
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
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