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Cars 1 βradiator springsβ car pun
How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. βRadiator springsβ, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if Iβm wrong.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Car puns are exhausting
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︎ Nov 27 2019
This entire thread of car puns
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︎ Jun 26 2020
car puns
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldnβt find a manual.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I was gonna make some car puns...
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︎ Feb 22 2017
Car puns are really tiring
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︎ Feb 17 2018
My wife bet me $1000 I couldnβt turn spaghetti into a car
You should have see her face when I drove pasta
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︎ May 06 2022
The horn on my car broke...
... So I brought it into the mechanic, a man of few words.
"Insurance?" He asked.
"None" I replied.
"Get some," He said "Next time Beep repaired."
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︎ Jun 05 2022
Did you know you can open your car door with your cargo shorts??
Because those are your khakis
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︎ May 19 2022
I was washing our car with my son when he asked...
βDad, canβt you just use a sponge!?β
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︎ May 06 2022
If Jesus were alive today, what kind of car would he drive?
A Chrysler!
He also had a Honda but kept it secret, for he does not speak of his own Accord.
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︎ Feb 22 2022
Just found two large bumps on my car battery..
Had to get them tested and one came back positive, hope it's not terminal.
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︎ Mar 25 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive?
Yolkswagen
Edit: Just discovered this subreddit and Iβm already dying of laughter
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︎ Apr 27 2022
wife dropped some truth in the car today
3.5 year old son was talking about squirrels, as one does, and he said:
"What do squirrels do for a living?"
Wife: "Nuttin'"
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︎ May 24 2022
What kind of car does a karate instructor drive?
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︎ May 29 2022
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghettiβ¦
You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.
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︎ Jun 05 2022
I saw an old car radio for sale today for $1 with note which said, "volume broken.".
I thought to myself, " wow I can't turn that down.".
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︎ Jun 06 2022
What kind of a car do Norweigans drive?
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︎ May 18 2022
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car ?
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︎ May 31 2022
Are you sweating while putting petrol in your car? Feeling sick when paying for it?
You've got the carownervirus.
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︎ Mar 16 2022
Someone told me that half of all car accidents happen within one mile of your houseβ¦
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︎ Apr 09 2022
Why did it take up until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States?
Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out
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︎ May 28 2022
If Apple made a car...
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︎ May 21 2022
My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said βwow thatβs an amazing car.β
βIf you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, Iβll get another one next year.β
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︎ Apr 13 2022
what kind of car do cats drive?
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︎ May 28 2022
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
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︎ Jun 04 2022
I finally got rid of the annoying sound my car was making.
I ejected the Nicki Minaj CD.
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︎ Jun 03 2022
My sister stopped over real quick to see my partner and I. After about five minutes, she said she needed to go because she thought her car was running.
She left and I said to my partner, βI hope it didnβt run too far.β
The look of disappointment on his face was magical.
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︎ May 23 2022
Got pulled over today and the cop asked if I know why he pulled me over.....
I replied "is it because you want to see how tall I am?"
He said "step out of the car sir"
See, I knew it.......
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︎ May 29 2022
Just had to put a new set of tires on my car.
I was shocked by the inflated prices.
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︎ Jun 01 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
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︎ May 22 2022
Just saw a sheep driving a sports car
I think it was a Lamborghini.
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︎ May 28 2022
If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?
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︎ Jun 05 2022
So I figured out why the Apple car has been delayed for so long
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︎ May 13 2022
I always keep my guitar in my car
It's good for traffic jams
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︎ Apr 06 2022
Rachel and Ross are in a stopped car.
Rachel asks "Why isn't this car moving?"
Ross turns to her: "We are on a break!"
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︎ Jun 01 2022
What do you call are car thatβs out of gas
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︎ Mar 02 2022
Told my boss 3 companies are after me so I need a pay rise. He asked me which 3 companies they were.
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︎ Jun 02 2022
Why aren't there cars in minecraft?
Because the roads are BLOCKED off
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︎ May 29 2022
A father is cleaning his car windows with his kid.
To which his kid replies: 'Can't you use a sponge?'
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︎ Jun 03 2022
A thief stole the wheels off my car last night...
I'm working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Feb 24 2022
What does a vegan have in the trunk of their car?
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︎ Apr 23 2022
Did you hear about the triangle that was in a car accident?
Now it's a wrecked-angle.
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︎ May 15 2022
A man drove his expensive car into a tree
and found out how a Mercedes bends.
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︎ Apr 20 2022
How did the leper crash his car?
He left his foot on the gas
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︎ May 30 2022
My wife bought me a Lego car set to build and it said +3 years in the box.
I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.
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︎ May 24 2022
I had a really scary dream last night that I died and was reincarnated as a car muffler
I woke up completely exhausted
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︎ May 20 2022
I told my daughter, "if you keep running in front of cars..."
"You're going to get tired!"
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︎ Apr 29 2022
Car makers wanted to install emergency engine kill switches on all motor vehicles, but the idea proved to be unpopular.
People considered it a real turn-off.
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