My friend convinced me to visit Karl Marx’s grave.

Turns out it’s just a communist plot.

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Everyone remembers the historical figure Karl Marx

But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol

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Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister

Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol

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Why would Karl Marx support closing schools because of COVID-19?

We'd finally live in a classless society.

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Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?

He knew Engels.

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Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Karl Marx was a good student imgur.com/trmvVTZ
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Did you know Karl Marx was teased by his classmates in school?

Thy teased him because he couldn’t capitalize.

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Karl Marx wrote using only lower case letters.

He hated capitalism

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Why does Karl Marx love snow days?

Because there are no classes

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what does Karl Marx eat for dinner?

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Communist Manepesto

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Karl Stefanovic, host of the Australian 'Today' morning show, tells his best dad jokes. youtu.be/iFqJEyaoxQo?t=1m…
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One of my favourite dad jokes to drop: What did Karl Marx call his horse?

Trotsky! :D

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Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!

Mom : Who, Ray?

Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen

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Flirting for dads

I took my dog called Pilky (named after Karl Pilkington) for a walk in the park. We stopped for a minute so he could have some fun in the grass, when this girl walks by.

Her: What a cutie

Me: Thanks, I just had a new haircut.

She gives me a puzzled look when suddenly she gets it.

She: that's funny.

Me: No, that's Pilky.

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How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife?

Glad-he-ater

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A communist was walking around with a bunch of names on his arm

Someone noticed they all said Karl and asked β€œWhat are those?” And the communist responded with β€œThey’re Karl Marx”

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Did you hear about the communist cat?

I think he was called meow tse-tung. This cat joke is purrfect.

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How does a communist keep track of important dates?

The Marx it on their Karl-endars

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Left Wing

I was describing one of those what ... are you quizzes. In this case it was how left wing are you.

"I got Karl Marx" I said.

"Oh really, I got full marx" said my dad

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure Karl Marx.....

But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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Why did Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Get set....

Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol...

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