A list of puns related to "Jose"
His brother, βHose B,β not so much.
His second son was named Hose B.
Tequila Mockingbird
Hose B.
It's because he's undocumented.
My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...
Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.
My dad says, "Oh yeah? What about 'hose B'?"
Who's Jose the blind guy? You know, "Jose, can you see? By the dawn's early light."
"Why aren't you hanging it with Jos-B?"
Jose
He called them Jose and Hose B......
No whey Jose!!
Roberto.
The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."
No Whey, Jose!
You heard about the bottle of cheap tequila that parked in the parking lot? The security guard came up and said, βHey, Jose, you got to leave.β Jose said, βΒΏPor quΓ©? Itβs a parking lot and Iβm parked.β Security guard replies, βDidnβt you see the sign? Itβs PatrΓ³n parking only.β
My co-worker Jose is Guatemalan. We usually joke on each other about our respective races but I refer to him as everything but Guatemalan. Mexican, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian etc.
Today he pulled a stupid move at the end of the day. "Jose! Ya stupid Bolivian" "I'm not from Bolivia!" "Really Jose? Because I don't Boleev-ya"
Annoyed anger and squinted eyes were his only response.
Just Juan.
No way Jose!
I told him "No whey, Jose"
No Whey Jose
I had some friends over my house when my dad came home.
Friend: Hello sir. I'm Jose.
Dad: Nice to meet you Jose. Looks around So, where's hose b?
Jose and Hose-B
Source: "Everybody Loves Raymond"
Haunt-avirus
Sorry if this repeats an earlier one. I just thought of this during a tour of the Winchester House in San Jose
I work at a shipping company. We'll call it YouPS. Anyway, my coworker, Jose, sees a barbell and asks me, "Why do people order weights in the mail?" I said back to him "I don't know, Jose. I guess they figured they could weight for it."
He just stared with anger as I laughed too hard to myself.
One of the managers is Jose and I asked him, "Did you know there is a whole city in California where no one is named Jose?" "Really, where?" "San Jose! Huehuehue"
Groans all around
There's two brothers that work with me at my job. One guys name is Jose. The other's...Noway.
Noway And Jose.
I told Noway to thank his parents, they're are geniuses!
And says...i want to buy a beer for my two sons. The bartender asks the fireman, "What are their names?" to which the fireman responds: " Well, this is Jose" pointing to the first son. "And this is Hose-B". Thanks for that one Dad!
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For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"
Dad: How are your lessons going? Do you like Jose?
Me: Yeah, he's a great teacher!
Dad: That's good, at least he's not Jos-b
BONUS MOMJOKE
Mom: At least he's not a ho!
He named one Jose and the other Hose B.
Jose and Hose B
He named One Jose and the other Hose B.
Jose and hose B
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
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