I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is “Jose.”

His brother, “Hose B,” not so much.

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I work with two guys names Jose.

Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.

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A Mexican firefighter had twin boys. His first son was named Jose.

His second son was named Hose B.

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I have a confession to make, I have illegitimate twin sons in Mexico. One is named Jose, and the other is named...

Hose B.

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My friend just started dating a boy named Jose

My dad says, "Oh yeah? What about 'hose B'?"

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Did you hear about the Mexican Fireman who’s wife had twins?

He named One Jose and the other Hose B.

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Only the cheesiest of dad jokes I dropped at Chipotle

One of the managers is Jose and I asked him, "Did you know there is a whole city in California where no one is named Jose?" "Really, where?" "San Jose! Huehuehue"

Groans all around

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A fireman walks into a bar with his two sons...

And says...i want to buy a beer for my two sons. The bartender asks the fireman, "What are their names?" to which the fireman responds: " Well, this is Jose" pointing to the first son. "And this is Hose-B". Thanks for that one Dad!

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This is true, believe it or not.

There's two brothers that work with me at my job. One guys name is Jose. The other's...Noway.

Noway And Jose.

I told Noway to thank his parents, they're are geniuses!

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A firefighter had two sons he named one of them Jose and the other Hose B
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My hispanic fireman friend had twin boys.

He named one Jose and the other Hose B.

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