What's was José's brother called?

HoseB

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My Hispanic friend is a fireman and he named his 2 sons José and...

Hose B.

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José has a brother

They call him hose-B

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Do You Know The Way to San José?

No, and my name is not José.

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What do you call José's younger brother?

Jos b

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What's behind Hurricane José?

Hurricane Jos-b

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What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

José and Hose-B

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What do you call a Mexican hose?

José

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Three little pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs, Pork Chop, Hambone, and Bacon.

The boys lived at home with their mother. One day their mother said, “I no longer have enough food to feed you boys, you need to go out on your own and find your fortunes.”

Not wanting to upset their mother they left the house together to seek their fortunes.

Several miles into their journey Bacon, the little pig everyone liked best, said, “Let’s build our houses here! This seems like a great place to start making our fortunes.”

Pork Chop and Hambone agreed. So they all began building their houses.

Pork Chop, the laziest of the bunch, decided to build his house out of straw, which he apparently stole from a nearby field. It was not a very sturdy building material, but Pork Chop didn’t care. All he wanted to do was play all day, and he didn’t want to spend too much time building.

Hambone was willing to work a bit harder and he decided to build his house out of sticks which he procured by de-limbing every tree within a 300 meter radius of their homestead.

Hambone and Pork Chop were happy. Now all they had to do was to play and sleep the rest of the day.

Now Bacon was a hard worker. He knew that his brothers had used bad materials and shoddy construction methods and he wanted to build the best house he could. He found several tons of bricks stacked in neatly ordered pallets in the forest which he decided to use for his building material. It took him several days, but when he was done Bacon had the best house on the homestead.

The next day a wolf, Scott Howard, happened upon the pig brothers and their new homestead. He spied the straw house and smelled Pork Chop inside and began to think to himself that Pork Chop would make a mighty fine meal, so Scott went and knocked on the door.

Scott said, “Little Pig! Little Pig! Let me in!”

Pork Chop replied, “No way José! Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!”

Scott, undeterred by the reply says, “Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your crappy straw house to the ground!”

Scott began to huff and puff. He was evidently having some sort of asthma attack, but after a few tugs from his handy dandy rescue inhaler, he was able to muster enough wind to blow Pork Chops straw house to the ground.

Pork Chop narrowly escaped Scott’s massive jaws. Scared, and now homeless, Pork Chop ran for the nearest shelter he could see. Hambone’s house.

Scott, undeterred, chased Pork Chop to his new hiding place. Scott was very pleas

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What did the hose say to the people who were angry about it being kinked?

"Don't kinkshame me."

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What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?

Sloppy José

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📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Did you hear what the Mexican firefighter named his twin boys?

José and Hose B

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👤︎ u/burny60
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his twins?

José and Hose-B

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What does a Spanish fireman call his kids?

José and Hose B

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Watching Monday Night Football with my dad

The game is being played in Mexico City, the American National Anthem has just been sung, and another singer comes out to sing the Mexican National Anthem...

My dad: "this must be José Can You See?"

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Yes I can see!

Dad: Yes I can see! Me: What are you talking about man? Dad: She asked José can you see?

National Anthem Dad Jokes. I love him.

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Classy Dad

When I was at my fifth grade invention convention, my fried José brought his younger brother, who immediately started climbing under the folding tables. I told my dad, "Theres this kid under the tables!" He then replies "What's he look like?" I said, "Well he's José's brother so he's hispanic" My dad thinks for a moment, and then, with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face says "Hispanic kids crawling the tables? I think we're a little north of the border for that"

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