Dadjoked in Diablo

I was playing Diablo 3 with a buddy of mine. I picked up a piece of vendor trash called "Baroque Grand Flail". I said "I thought Baroque was a type of music?" - my buddy said "Well if it's Baroque you might as well fix it". I could almost hear my Barbarian groan.

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👤︎ u/rikeus
📅︎ May 08 2014
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Wise man say "Man who wants pretty nurse...

... must be patient"

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👤︎ u/ECAaxel
📅︎ Mar 02 2013
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My gamer wife is a dad, apparently

Playing Diablo III with the missus.

Me: Man, I need more emeralds.
Her: If I could give you emeralds, I would give you lots of emeralds. I would give you so many emeralds, you could be Emerald Lagasse.
Me: ...
Her: BAM!

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📅︎ Sep 29 2014
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Comic sans unexpected dad joke.

So I must start with stating that my friend is not a father (and does not want to ever be one). However that does not stop him from making dad type jokes. He is usually quick witted and this was the conversation that ensued.

Him - Telling my friend to fill in his tattoo space in comic sans writing. Overall just poking fun at how everyone hates that writing style.

Me - Stating "Well comic sans does have a point."

Him - replying "No comic sans doesn't have a point, it is round."

Edit - Thanks Diablo.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2014
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