It was the count of Monty’s Crisco.
John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats
did anyone ask why the knights REALLY wanted shrubberies?
...to establish a HEDGEemony ;)
American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)
We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"He must be a king." "How do you know?" "He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"
He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...
but larger babies are delivered by a crane
They're growing out of hand.
I used to have a pet Newt when I was little, his name was Tiny.
Do you know why his name was Tiny?
Because he was minute.
One was a salted
My dad, discovering his copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a completely obscure place:
Him: holds up box wow, that would have been hard to find when I wanted to watch it.
Me: yeah, it would have been like trying to find the Holy Grail!
Him: speechless eyeroll
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
Because no one inspects the Spanish inquisition
(For those who don't Monty Python, explaination
Last month, I bought a book of skits from a store. I was reading a few of the skits out loud, and my mom mentioned Who's On First. My brother didn't believe it was 70 years old. Mom then said that there was a section of a Greek comedy that was very similar to Monty Python's Parrot Sketch, only with a dead slave instead of a dead parrot.
Me: "Monty Python resurrected that joke far more effectively than that guy wishes he could've resurrected the parrot."
