What was Lloyd cited for?

Lloydering.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did Christopher Lloyd say after drinking Johnnie Walker?

Great scotch!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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I’ve got a dead budgie for sale.

It’s not going cheep.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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'What do you call a small mother?'

A Minimum!

Thanks Mr. Lloyd

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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History Class Dad Joke

This was from high school before I became a dad, but I think it still qualifies.

My history teacher was lecturing on the Paris Conference following World War I. Specifically, he was discussing each of the world leaders in attendance and each of their aims for the treaty that would result from the conference.

He was going down the line of leaders and asking the class what each leader wanted in the treaty. For example, "Britain was represented by Prime Minister David Lloyd George. What did Mr. George want in the treaty?"

He got through Britain, France, and Italy, then he came to the United States, represented by President Woodrow Wilson.

He asked, "What did Mr. Wilson want?" I responded, "Dennis out of his life once and for all?"

He and I were the only people who laughed.

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