TIL that during the making of Monty Python's Holy Grail, a crazed gunman got on set.

John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats

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📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
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📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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in 'monty python and the holy grail,'

did anyone ask why the knights REALLY wanted shrubberies?

...to establish a HEDGEemony ;)

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📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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The end of Monty python and the holy grail was just a cop out
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👤︎ u/Clay00000
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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What canned beer is the cheeriest?

American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)

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📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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Listening to The Who Won't Fooled Again

We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"He must be a king." "How do you know?" "He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."

Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"

He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.

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📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...

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📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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small babies may be delivered by a stork

but larger babies are delivered by a crane

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📅︎ May 16 2018
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Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
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👤︎ u/LexaTerkes
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
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👤︎ u/LAXisFUN
📅︎ Sep 16 2016
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I used to have a pet Newt when I was little...

I used to have a pet Newt when I was little, his name was Tiny.

Do you know why his name was Tiny?

Because he was minute.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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Monty Phyton's Michael Palin is a true dad.
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👤︎ u/kingshigh
📅︎ Nov 21 2013
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Dad joking your dad is like finding the Holy Grail

My dad, discovering his copy of Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a completely obscure place:

Him: holds up box wow, that would have been hard to find when I wanted to watch it.

Me: yeah, it would have been like trying to find the Holy Grail!

Him: speechless eyeroll

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So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.

The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.

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📅︎ Dec 12 2017
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Do you know why the Spanish inquisition was so inhuman?

Because no one inspects the Spanish inquisition

 

(For those who don't Monty Python, explaination

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Got my mom last month

Last month, I bought a book of skits from a store. I was reading a few of the skits out loud, and my mom mentioned Who's On First. My brother didn't believe it was 70 years old. Mom then said that there was a section of a Greek comedy that was very similar to Monty Python's Parrot Sketch, only with a dead slave instead of a dead parrot.

Me: "Monty Python resurrected that joke far more effectively than that guy wishes he could've resurrected the parrot."

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👤︎ u/RotWS
📅︎ Jul 10 2015
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