In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
They’re both big fans of coos.
What did Joe say to Donald on his way out the door?
Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?
It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
There is only one way to describe this year for Donald Trump.
When Donald Trump dies...
Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
What does Donald Trump call kayaks?
Why can't Donald Trump make bread?
Because he's always losing dough.
Donald thinks he’ll win...
But Joe is Biden his time
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
What did Donald Trumps bodyguard say just before someone sneezed in his face?
What were Donald Trump’s COVID-19 test results?
Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s yuuuge. Nobody’s seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never would’ve been able to pull this off.
I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
What’s Kesha done to deserve this?
What did Donald Trump say when his wife chucked a plate across the room
How does Melania call Donald to supper?
After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.
If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Donald, Duck" anymore when the president is about to be attacked
But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not
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Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
Why doesn’t Donald Trump like wallabies?
Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
Donald Trump posts his tweets in all-caps.
Guess you could call him a capitalist.
Donald Trump May be a bellend but I agree with defunding the WHO
Donald Quixote de la Dementia
How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?
With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
What happened to Donald Trump?
Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for
He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."
*random citizen to Donald Trump* : Hey you're orange!
Donald : Wrong!
Donald : Im peach
What Donald Ducks drug of choice?
Donald trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America Grate Again.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese
And make America grate again.