How much is Donald Trump's life insurance payout?
They canceled the tennis match between Donald and Daffy..
As fowl play was to be expected.
Why doesn’t Donald Trump like wallabies?
Donald Trump posts his tweets in all-caps.
Guess you could call him a capitalist.
Donald Trump May be a bellend but I agree with defunding the WHO
If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be
How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?
With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
Donald Quixote de la Dementia
What happened to Donald Trump?
*random citizen to Donald Trump* : Hey you're orange!
Donald : Wrong!
Donald : Im peach
Donald trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America Grate Again.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for
He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."
Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese
And make America grate again.
What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?
What is the difference between the Hindenburg and Donald Trump?
One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is just a dirigible.
What Donald Ducks drug of choice?
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
I wonder if Donald Trump hates pre shredded cheese...
Because he wants to make America grate again
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
[ACTUAL QUOTE] A$AP Rocky was released from Swedish prison today. Donald Trump's tweet in response to his release:
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!"
Do you know why Melania wont sleep in the same bed as Donald?
Ordering food at Mc Donald’s
Woman ask if i want take out or eat here??
I turn and point at a table in the restaurant.. i would rather sit over there and eat.
Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?
How are anti vaccine kids similar to Donald trump?
They both serve 4 years and then never come back.
How is Steve Jobs like Donald Trump?
I don’t know, that’s comparing apples and oranges.
What's Donald Trumps spirit animal?
What's Donald Trump's favorite store?
So Donald Trump (or "the Don" as some call him) has realized that illegal immigrants must be deported at night so that no one will see them leaving and complain...
The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."
If Donald trump and Hilary Clinton we’re stuck on a deserted island, who would survive?
What is Donald Trump’s favorite news publication?
Donald Duck's my favourite character
Did you hear Donald Trump is trying to make shredded cheese illegal?
He's trying to make America grate again.
Did you hear about the latest thing Donald Trump is trying to do? He’s planning to ban shredded cheese.
He just wants to make America grate again.
Donald Trump should be reigned in
He's setting a bad president
Donald Trump wants to make America great again
So they’re only selling blocks of cheese
Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.
Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone.
After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk.
Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?"
Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."
What is Donald Trump's favorite car?
How many sons does Donald Trump have?
What do you call Donald Glover with no kids?
What did Donald Trump answer when Putin asked him what the J in his name stands for?
Why did Donald Trump become a cheesemonger?
So he could make America grate again
Donald Trump was severely disappointed when he once caught Melania cutting the cheese
He wanted to make America grate again.
My son asked me what the first word that popped into my head was when I thought about Donald Trump.
Son, I once was a succesful Donald Duck mascot, but then i took an arrow to the knee
-Was it that knee, dad?
-No, it was dis knee
Did you hear donald trump tried to hang himself?
It didn't work though, he used fake noose.
What does Donald trump call kayaks?
"How are we going to stay in contact?" Donald asked Bugs Bunny.
"WhatsApp, duck!" said Bugs Bunny.
WHY is Donald Trump a traitor?
He’s Putin America second.
What’s Donald Duck’s favorite band?
Huey dewey lewis and the news
Why didn't the royal family accept candy from Donald Trump?
Because it wasn't king-size.
Did you know Donald Trump's favorite Mediterranean food is falafel?
He makes me falafel every day.
Donald Trump walks into a bar.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanex?
Why does Donald Trump take Xanex?
For hispanic attacks!
If Donald Trump wins tomorrow, there will be hell toupee
On Donald Trump's inaguration
I, for one, welcome our new comboverlord.
I was named after Donald Trump.
My name isn't Donald nor Trump. I was named after him, because he was named in 1946, and I was named years later.
Some people see the Donald Trump / Mike Pence ticket as a punishment for America's sins
They say it's our comeTrumpPence.
I know no one asked for it, but here is my two cents on Donald Trump being elected
This just in, Donald Trump is banning all pre-shredded cheese in America
I guess he’s keeping to his promise of “Make America Grate Again!”
Donald Trump has proposed a ban on pre-shredded cheese.
He said he wants to Make America Grate Again.
What did Donald Trump say to Kim Jong un?
What did Kim Jung-Un said to Donald Trump.
I do not understand all this hype about Donald Glover.....
A quick journey into the merchandising genius of Hillary's campaign gift shop. [x-post from /u/JaroLink in /r/The_Donald] sli.mg/a/2aSZUr
You hear about Donald Trump smashing sub atomic particles together with Vladimir Putin?
He's a large hadron colluder.
If Donald Trump and Mike Pence go out to lunch
Found Out Donald Trump's Favorite Form of Self Defense
What did Donald Trump scream at his staffers calling in sick?
What’s Donald Trump’s favourite Italian sauce?
Donald Trump appoints Elon Musk to advisory council.
When Donald Trump's doctor replied to him via email about a suspicious mark on his back, what did the subject line say?
Breaking news: Donald Trump got a dog and the gossip is that this dog keeps humping everything. He's horny...
Which is to be expected since he is a trump-pet.
Which patriotic singing telegram service would Donald Trump hire for the White House?
What would Donald Trump's pokemon team be?
Trick question, he only likes pokemon who didn't get captured
Donald Trump: "Im not orange...