In honor of former president Donald J. Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handleton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?

They’re both big fans of coos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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What did Joe say to Donald on his way out the door?

Bi den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sync_shark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourne’s new concept album about Donald Trump’s attack of gastric flu?

It’s called Diarrhoea of a Madman

I dun made dat un up mah-self

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tony-2112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve

He certainly has plenty of experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigThisMyBrother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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There is only one way to describe this year for Donald Trump.

Unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccalabrese01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Donald Rump
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l30P
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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When Donald Trump dies...

He's gonna lie still...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit10x
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?

They insist on bringing a baby to full term.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pcwils1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Why can’t Donald trump have the White House

Because it is for biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacticArnav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What does Donald Trump call kayaks?

Fake canoes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Balso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why can't Donald Trump make bread?

Because he's always losing dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuzzOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Donald thinks he’ll win...

But Joe is Biden his time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What did Donald Trumps bodyguard say just before someone sneezed in his face?

Donald Duck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeezyWally
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What were Donald Trump’s COVID-19 test results?

Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s yuuuge. Nobody’s seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never would’ve been able to pull this off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylor5479
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok

What’s Kesha done to deserve this?

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What did Donald Trump say when his wife chucked a plate across the room

CHINA FLUUU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barrybilly2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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How does Melania call Donald to supper?

β€œDonald, come tweet!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.

"E” β€œI” β€œE” β€œI” β€œO"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rudy12345mc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishslap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Donald, Duck" anymore when the president is about to be attacked

But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The__Odor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....

On the condition he gets to install windowsπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastieboys1987
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Hey, you're Donald Trump

Orange you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetronMan
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Donald stump
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenny_G_is_good
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Why doesn’t Donald Trump like wallabies?

Fake Roos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thierryornery
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throwawayn019283
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Donald Trump posts his tweets in all-caps.

Guess you could call him a capitalist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swanky_swanker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Donald Trump May be a bellend but I agree with defunding the WHO

Shit band anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukedukestar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Donald Trumpoline
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Donald Quixote de la Dementia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JLRosewater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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How did Donald.J leave the circus with 4 of his kids?

With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What happened to Donald Trump?

He Putin his two weeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HawkenG99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Someone asked Donald J Trump what the "J" stands for

He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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*random citizen to Donald Trump* : Hey you're orange!

Donald : Wrong!

Donald : Im peach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quints98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What Donald Ducks drug of choice?

Quack cocain

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Donald trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America Grate Again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese

And make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedro_CB
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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