A list of puns related to "The Donald"
He's plotting a coo
Bi den
He certainly has plenty of experience
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
Because it is for biden
WAP
CHINA FLUUU
But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not
He wants to make America grate again.
Shit band anyway
With a Trumpety Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump
He said, "it stands for 'Genius'."
Because it was illeagle.
One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is just a dirigible.
The problem, however, is that there isn't enough light for the immigrants to find their way back to Mexico. Because of this, the Don institutes his "Early Light" plan in order to give the immigrants a way to see. One immigrant, Jose, is partially blind, so they are wondering if the "Early Light" program will still allow him to see. The ask him: Jose can you see by the Don's "Early Light."
He refuses to stop Putin
He just wants to make America grate again.
Jenius.
They say it's our comeTrumpPence.
-Was it that knee, dad?
-No, it was dis knee
Donald of course
Because it wasn't king-size.
Which is to be expected since he is a trump-pet.
Stares and Strips
Re: Cyst
She told me he reminded her of the Wigs.
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