Most puns make me go numb
Math puns make me go number
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What name can make the most puns?
I'm not talking a combo like Christopher Walken to Christopher Sitten but like on general. Ex. Joe away man!
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Most puns make me feel numb...
Mathematics jokes make me feel number.
I'm becoming a dad in a couple of months so I thought I better start learning from the best!
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Whatβs the most pun-able person, place, thing...?
This is a question but I have a joke anyway, what shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
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︎ Dec 30 2018
What country speaks the most puns
India, they speak Punjabi
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5 Cringey Puns
(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
(Source For All Puns: https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1)
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︎ Apr 02 2020
The most important part of a mail pun, is the delivery.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Most likely yes
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What jacket stinks the most?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Watson is the most famous doctor in the world
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Whatβs the most disgusting type of nut?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What word has the most letters in it?
The post office.
(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).
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︎ Apr 16 2021
My wife has the most weird abacus tattoo on her back.
But I can always count on her
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Which name for a man is the most colourful?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What's the most indecisive shoe?
The flip-flop.
(Technically a mom joke as this is my lovely wife's creation)
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What car is a rancher most likely to own?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I've just won an award for being the most secretive person of the year.
I can't tell you how proud that makes me.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I've had the most emotional cake day ever
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What's the most dangerous class in school?
Music Class. Too much violins.
My boyfriend actually came up with it this morning and I'm having a hard time believing it hasn't been said before. I tried looking it up in this subreddit and google and haven't found anything yet lol.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What part of an airplane smells the most?
The nose.
*Credit to my 6 year-old for coming up with this one!
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Who is the most open-minded president?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What country is home to the worldβs most expensive rollercoaster?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Iβve just been voted the most secretive person in the whole world
I canβt tell you how much this means to me
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Why can't most sharks and whales read?
They are not part of a school
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Which Spice Girl can hold the most petrol?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Guys! I came up with the most offensive joke ever!
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Did you know that most beetles are insects?
The rest of them are cars.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What is the most polite building in Italy?
The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!
(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Why do most men refuse to shave their beard?
Because it has grown on them.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
What toiletry is the most musical?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Of all the Beatles drummers, I think Pete performed most magnificently...
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What time of the day are you most productive?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
what food delivery service is the most popular with insects?
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I get most of my news as a cream that I rub on my skin
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︎ Apr 14 2021
This pandemic will most likely be remembered as the....
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
While most puns make me feel numb
Math puns make me feel number
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︎ Jul 02 2019
While most puns make me numb...
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︎ May 21 2019
Most puns make me feel numb.
Math posts make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
While most puns make me feel numb,
Mathematics puns always make me feel number.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor in the world...
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