Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars
I told him to keep it up!
It was a buck an ear.
until I learned they wouldnβt support windows.
Itβs a real βrags to richesβ story
Apparently nobody likes pedofiles.
But people who sell fruit and veg are grocer
So I said, βYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!β
I don't even know 1 person without problems.
She says it's still Speck - Tackler
A scammell
I told her βThe good thing about those socks is they save your sole!β
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
It still looked great, but over the years, it started to lack in purrformance
Quack cocaine
Surprising; I have been a customer of his for years and I did not know he was a hairdresser.
I haven't touched it in years.
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
They're not going cheep.
I won't give you all the details, but let's just say some words were exchanged.
I said that's the last thing I need
Urine business.
I told him it was too dear..
It was only collecting dust.
I asked Dad why and he said: βOnly ewe can prevent florist friarsβ
to a no-fly zone
A booklegger.
Selling a vacuum in space.
I said, βThat makes two of us.β
Because that would be in cider trading
Itβs a trifle bazar.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
They both want each otherβs dough.
If you want to have a quick gander
Well let's just say hebrew too much.
A man was recruited for a space colony
He had been posted to a planet 14 light-years from Sol. As his ship landed on the planet's glowing surface, he saw a car waiting for him.
"Welcome to Anti-Earth," The driver said, "don't worry we are going to change the name soon. I am here to take you to your quarters and show you the colony on the way."
They had been driving for a couple of minutes when the recruit saw glowing buildings far away.
"Why are the buildings shining like that?", he asked.
"Didn't they brief you about the colony?", the driver asked "We don't call it Anti-Earth for no reason, it's literally the opposite of Earth. Any element rare on Earth is as common as carbon (C) here, and interestingly carbon (C) doesn't occur naturally here. So we had to make good of what we had, the buildings are made of rare metals like radium (Ra) which glow in the dark."
After half an hour they arrived at what seemed the main highway, the road had a faint bluish glow and the sides were lined with metallic posts shining faintly in the double moonlight. They stopped near a small dilapidated shack with the words "COMMUNICATION OFFICE" crudely etched on the walls.
"This is your office. You are supposed to handle communications for the colony," the driver said. "We can't use any wireless communication as the high amount of radioactive gases in the atmosphere interferes with the signal, so we have to use a type of telegraph instead. Come on, I'll show you our most important resource."
They walked a bit till they reached a plantation full of bizarre trees. Some were made of precious metals, some of common earth metals and some of them were glowing radioactively.
"This is the plantation for building the posts. We brought these seeds from Earth and planted them, apparently as they couldn't get the conventional elements they just used what the soil contained. We just sell the gold (Au), silver (Ag) and platinum (Pt) trees to Earth, the iron (Fe) and aluminium (Al) are used for constructing equipment and there are some pretty rare elements like uranium (U) and astatine (At) (which is the rarest element on Earth) which are used for scientific research. However, these aren't what we are here for."
The driver motioned him to follow him towards a small area of trees with a silvery sheen to them.
"These are made of rhenium (Re) one of the densest elements with one of the highest melting and boiling points. It is strong enough to withstand the toxic atmosphere and radioa
... keep reading on reddit β‘cause he was selling quack
...Iβve only driven it from time to time.
Hole Foods.
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
So I walked in and asked them....
..... How Dutch is that Moggie in the window!
To cover what he e-i-e-i owes.
Buccaneer.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
It was just collecting dust.
