transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
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The pointiest part of the earth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suyesh_Shrestha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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"What part of your body would you get rid of?"

"My spine. It holds me back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What is a musician’s favorite part of the day?

12:34

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Frog pun
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My son asked: β€œDad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I replied: β€œNo son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wasntmyproudest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopCleverUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What's a dog's favourite part of the tree?

The bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Trying not to mention the favourite part of my living room here

I think I've done well sofa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunsetskies_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My friend from Paris took part in a national barista contest

And he won! I read it in the French press

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiTek_142857
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Years ago, I auditioned for a part in the movie Hook.

It didn’t Pan out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullUnicorn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Did you know the Boeing 747 contains about 6 million parts?

That's a plane fact.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...

I can always count on them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I can't say for satan, but I reckon he's born to play the part
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dolphinville
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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When you die, what part of your body goes to heaven first?

Your feet, because God takes your soul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashur305
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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If you're not a part of a solution,

You're either a solid or a gas.

(Jimmy Carr)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

Well, there are a lot of good reasons, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dancingpianofairy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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I had a very good math teacher. He was an integral part of my life. It doesn’t add up that I can’t remember who he was.

He is a real Mister Riemann.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Do you know what the worst part of being a garbage man is?

Work always piles up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeByrneBud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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The lift is the best part of a roller coaster

The rest is mostly downhill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snorlaxfan1235
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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TIL: Death do us part
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pzykozomatik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What part of a meal makes you the most sleepy?

The Nap-kin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vZAPP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Part 2 of Sattire comedy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My girlfriend was walking thru the city with stilettos on when a part of one gave out...

She said, "what the heel!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?

Taking off the sea cups.

(My wife actually should get most the credit)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What part of the house do Fetuses like the most?

The living womb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lego_luke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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In this pundemic, we all need to do our part by making all our jokes inside jokes.
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What part of the military are trees in?

I don't know, they have too many branches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayneStorme93
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Geography!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I wanna be ....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HusakuvBoomer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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What's the friskiest body part?

The naked eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpRuce64
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What is the most used part of a laptop at NASA?

Space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColorfulZips
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Which body part dies last ?

The eyes, because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Punny Mailboxes Part 2
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Punny Mailboxes Part 1
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As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Did you hear about the proctologist who had a car accident?

Rectum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjm1775
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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sattire comedy part 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomboxblam
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What faction do we all want to be a part of?

Satisfaction!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unpaid_bills
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I sold all my body parts to feed my gambling addiction.

Maybe I should quit while I’m a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine

Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Do they though?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBPDemand
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why can’t Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?

It’s made with hole milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolaidPower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Last year we did a Secret Santa where everyone had to give each other furnace parts. I'm so ticked for the stupid gift I got.

Sorry. I just gotta vent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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The Semi colon is an important part of what?

The Semi-truck’s digestive system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ds4ad0w
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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In these times of crisis, we all have to do our part

I already started singing to people from far away.

What about you, are you practicing social distant sing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.

What did the bald man exclaim when he had recieved a comb for a present?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Punny Mailboxes Part 3
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A church was hiring a new bell ringer

And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.

"I'll show you",said Stan.

They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.

"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."

"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"

"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.

All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.

"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.

Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."

"But his face sure rings a bell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_pos-tmodern_man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I like this one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Do you know what is the worst part about being an egg?

You get laid only once

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjafop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What comes before part B

Partayyy (part-A)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pancakesrule69
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What's the worst part about a duck doctor?

His bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FresnelFaro
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What parts of Pop Eye never get rusty?

The parts he dips in Olive Oyl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeDoHell
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What’s the hardest part about making skimmed milk?

Throwing the cows across a lake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jqzzy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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As part of my rehab my therapist has me not sitting down at all during the day and it’s both tiring and not fun

To be honest, I can barely stand it

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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β€ͺHow do you decide which part of the fish to eat first?‬

You play heads or tails.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...

Sometimes, I just knead a brake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Dad Tells Time With His Hat

My dad worked in construction for most of his life, and because he worked with his hands, he sacrificed many watches. But if you don't have a watch, how are you to tell time? My dad has a great sense of humor and is always thinking of new ways to do things to make them more practical or thinking of ways to change things to make them work better for him. So after spending way too much money on a heavy duty watch that inevitably broke on him, he came up with a better solution.

He used the working part of a clock and stuck it on the inside rim of his hat, so if he wanted to know what the time was, he just had to look up. Simple. And the way his hat was, you couldn't see the clock when looking at him unless you were underneath him and looking up.

And then came the funny part. Every time he was asked what time it was, he would look up at the sun, scan the horizon, pretend to do a math equation in his head, and tell them the exact time down to the minute. I've witnessed him doing this a few times but never gave it away. The look of surprise and confusion this gave people was priceless.

My dad had done other funny things like this, but this was by far the funniest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fredzred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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My Wing Chun instructor makes me bring him meals as part of my training.

He's on a Sifu diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What is a comedian’s favorite part of an egg?

The yolk?

Nope, the shell because it always cracks up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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The most emotional part of my wedding wasn't the vows or the speeches - it was getting cake smashed in my face.

Really brought a tier to my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysTheNoob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call a baker that’s part of the LGBTQ community?

A Pan-sexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morgansenpai226
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œWow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

β€œPop.” Goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Hard_Feelings_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Don’t spell the word part backwards.

It’s a trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiixxkxksksks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Which body part never wins any contests?

DaFEET!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickC-249
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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What do you call chopped up monkey parts?

Rhesus pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableBrew
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What’s the hardest part of organizing social distancing?

Getting it to gather

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Just a hare off the mark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
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Only part of my leg fell asleep but it's been asleep a long time

I fear I have coma toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Is this sub dead?

No one's posted here all decade...

(Regards from New Zealand)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndydaAlpaca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aplusbiscmaybe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What’s the best part of living in Switzerland

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roofy45
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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If you are not part of the solution ...

Then your are part of the precipitate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Which part of the body dies last?

The pupils, because they dilate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pykka
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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After you die, what part of your body is the last to stop working?

Your pupils because they dilate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What is the best part about living in Switzerland?

I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What part of your body dies last ?

It's the eyes, because they can die-late!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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When you die, which body part dies last?

The pupils, they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bkfu2ok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Which part of the body dies last?

The pupils, they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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You know the best part about living in Switzerland?

I'm not really sure, but the flag is a huge plus.

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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When you die, which part of your body is the last to die?

Pupils. They dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikoklis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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β€ͺHow do you decide which part of the fish to eat first?‬

You flip a coin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.

I can always count on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerinstinct101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_asstronaut_
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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