Got to stud-dee to get my de-gree in my fave subject, Pun-o-graphy !
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Hot and fresh, made to order puns!

Do you need a pun? Just ask!

I can do puns with just one subject, puns that connect two subjects, pun pickup lines, and pun-chlines for jokes of the form "____ walks into a bar."

Just comment on this post with the subject you need a pun on, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

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π€︎ u/MrAcurite
π︎ Sep 18 2019
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What is a snake's favorite subject?

Hisssss tory

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π€︎ u/Spicoli0525
π︎ Nov 10 2020
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The one subject I was bad at in school
1. Langwhich
2. Maths
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π€︎ u/Koevoet91
π︎ Nov 25 2020
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If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iβd have \$8.40.

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π€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
π︎ Nov 29 2020
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What is a seals favorite subject?

Art Art Art Art!!!

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π€︎ u/cosmicnate
π︎ Aug 05 2020
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Dec 01 2020
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What is a ghostβs favorite math subject?

Boo-lean Algebra

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π€︎ u/Shmarfle47
π︎ Sep 23 2020
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My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time

I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos

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π€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
π︎ Sep 24 2020
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What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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π€︎ u/infinitywee
π︎ Aug 28 2020
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My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: βCan you drink it?!β

So I said, βSure! But itβll go right through you!β

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π︎ Sep 02 2020
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What is a king's least favorite subject?

History

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π€︎ u/ChargingTiger
π︎ Aug 17 2020
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My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.

The teacher always tended to Babylon

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π€︎ u/Swift-Carrots
π︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife says I change subjects too often when I'm talking to people.

I'm glad it rained today so I don't need to water the lawn. Anyone else feel like pizza for dinner?

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π€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
π︎ Jul 20 2020
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Definitely
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π€︎ u/Kelly240361
π︎ Oct 07 2020
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A touching conversation
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π€︎ u/LazyYoda
π︎ Sep 29 2020
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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

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π€︎ u/createsean
π︎ Jan 21 2020
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when the subject of computers is brought up

people get excited and think of apps

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π€︎ u/funnybert
π︎ Apr 14 2020
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PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, donβt open it.

Itβs the Jehovahβs witnesses working from home

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π€︎ u/YellowSnow2807
π︎ May 12 2020
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What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?

A Chocolate Declaire

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π€︎ u/Firthmaxion
π︎ May 17 2020
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Letβs start this off by breaking the ice. Itβs a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
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π€︎ u/JoFish484
π︎ Jan 31 2020
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What is a fish's favorite subject?

Astronomy.

*Mercury

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π€︎ u/Jacpowerz1
π︎ May 08 2020
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If Iβm being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.

If Iβm being objective, itβs Dr. Whom.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Oct 31 2019
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My Dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school;

Maths, and he couldnβt remember the other one.

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π€︎ u/Re_Peter_Parker
π︎ Feb 10 2020
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What was the snakeβs favorite subject in school?

Hisstory

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π€︎ u/kilokiilo
π︎ Feb 07 2020
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What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?

Fizz-ics

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π€︎ u/AK4TSUKi
π︎ Mar 08 2020
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On the subject of books, I also read one about the ocean.

It was pretty deep

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π€︎ u/midwest-distrest
π︎ Dec 30 2019
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Braille is a very touchy subject
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π€︎ u/DeathPreys
π︎ Nov 08 2019
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Who goes Vroom Vroom these days anyway
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π€︎ u/Fishfish16
π︎ Aug 27 2020
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Animals should be used to represent school subjects...

English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading. History should be bowhead whales since theyβve lived through more than anyone else. And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear theyβre great Adders.

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π€︎ u/OriginalName172
π︎ Feb 23 2020
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I hate it when people say humour is only subjective.

It can also be a verb.

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π€︎ u/DeSanti
π︎ Feb 06 2020
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Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.

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π€︎ u/BlackStonerZ
π︎ Dec 05 2019
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I'm gonna name my baby Subject

It's the only way my wife will let me change the subject in the middle of an argument.

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π€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
π︎ Jan 19 2020
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Subject: weather

Iβm curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.

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π€︎ u/bobs-revenge
π︎ Nov 26 2019
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Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

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π€︎ u/MelkorHimself
π︎ Nov 22 2020
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What school subject is the fruitiest?

History, because it's full of dates.

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π€︎ u/UltraMooseMan
π︎ Dec 19 2019
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What is a seal's favorite subject in school?

Art

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I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling

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π€︎ u/haymalb
π︎ Feb 14 2019
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Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Sep 27 2018
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What subject does a witch teach at school?

Spelling

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π€︎ u/fransisco_flores
π︎ Oct 18 2019
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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π€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
π︎ Jun 02 2020
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Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants

it was very grounding

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π€︎ u/Queen-of-meme
π︎ Aug 26 2020
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But if Iβm being objective, Iβd say The Whom.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Jul 18 2018
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What is a Barn Owlβs favourite subject at school?

Owlgebra!

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π€︎ u/CrashyBang96
π︎ Nov 25 2019
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What's the hardest subject on Earth?

Geology.

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π€︎ u/ItWasLitFamJFK
π︎ Aug 18 2019
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling

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π€︎ u/drsmba729
π︎ Jun 29 2020
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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If Iβm being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.

If Iβm being objective, it is Dr. Whom.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Dec 19 2018
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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