Got to stud-dee to get my de-gree in my fave subject, Pun-o-graphy !
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I can do puns with just one subject, puns that connect two subjects, pun pickup lines, and pun-chlines for jokes of the form "____ walks into a bar."
Just comment on this post with the subject you need a pun on, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
What is a snake's favorite subject?
The one subject I was bad at in school
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
What is a seals favorite subject?
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
What is a ghost’s favorite math subject?
My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time
I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos
What's a witch's favorite subject?
My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: “Can you drink it?!”
So I said, “Sure! But it’ll go right through you!”
What is a king's least favorite subject?
My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.
The teacher always tended to Babylon
My wife says I change subjects too often when I'm talking to people.
I'm glad it rained today so I don't need to water the lawn. Anyone else feel like pizza for dinner?
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
when the subject of computers is brought up
people get excited and think of apps
PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.
It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home
What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?
Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
What is a fish's favorite subject?
If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.
If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.
My Dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school;
Maths, and he couldn’t remember the other one.
What was the snake’s favorite subject in school?
What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?
On the subject of books, I also read one about the ocean.
Braille is a very touchy subject
Who goes Vroom Vroom these days anyway
Animals should be used to represent school subjects...
English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading.
History should be bowhead whales since they’ve lived through more than anyone else.
And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear they’re great Adders.
I hate it when people say humour is only subjective.
What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?
Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.
I'm gonna name my baby Subject
It's the only way my wife will let me change the subject in the middle of an argument.
Subject: weather
I’m curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What school subject is the fruitiest?
History, because it's full of dates.
What is a seal's favorite subject in school?
I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?
Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.
What subject does a witch teach at school?
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
Son: Dad, what’s your favorite rock group? Dad: If I’m being subjective, I’d say The Who.
But if I’m being objective, I’d say The Whom.
What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?
What's the hardest subject on Earth?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.
If I’m being objective, it is Dr. Whom.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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