I have an irrational fear of over-designed buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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︎ May 14 2021
I've decided to seek help for my irrational fear of speed humps...
I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
My wife said she has an irrational fear of revolving doors.
I told her sheβll come around, eventually.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Irrational fear
I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
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︎ Mar 14 2018
I used to have an irrational fear of eggs. . .
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I used to have an irrational fear of obstacles...
...but I finally got over it.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call a tiny pie in a cockpit?
A pie-let.
My 10yo son hit me with this one this morning (because it's pi-day). I'm so proud.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.
But now that's all just water under the fridge.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
βI am irrationally terrified of letters,β my patient told me.
βAre you?β I asked. My patent screamed. βOhh, I see,β I said. He screamed even louder.
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︎ May 16 2020
Its pretty irrational for me to put this here...
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︎ Sep 15 2018
Who decided to shorten this years Pi Day by an hour?
This was a very irrational decision
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Irrational
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︎ Aug 09 2019
Days are numbered
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ May 30 2020
I have an irrational fear of empty spaces
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Are you a surd cos you're irrational
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︎ May 26 2019
Girl, are you β2?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodles?
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︎ Nov 03 2018
What do you call an irrational snake?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
Iβve this irrational fear of crowds and I just walked into a room crammed with married people.
Thankfully there isnβt a single person in it.
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︎ Aug 16 2018
What do you call an older irrational number who goes to the same school as you?
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︎ Apr 24 2016
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline is a parent!
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I fear the product of the sum will be irrational
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︎ Mar 21 2018
Neverending irrational PI puns, count me out!
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︎ Mar 14 2019
I have a lot of irrational fears...
But the thought of being in front of a camera makes me shutter.
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︎ Dec 28 2017
My son recently came out as pi...
I donβt get it... I didnβt raise him to be so irrational.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a 3.14m long snake?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
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︎ Dec 14 2013
Why are so many people afraid of math?
Because itβs irrational
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Some people have an irrational fear of bunches of grapes.
Guess they've got clusterphobia.
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︎ Sep 29 2017
I made a joke about Pi day being an irrational holiday, and then my dad followed up with this joke;
It was suggested that I make a carrot cake today rather than a pie, but I only have a square pan. I just know that a square root cake would never work on Pi day.
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︎ Mar 14 2015
I have an irrational fear of corners.
I canβt see any way of getting around it.
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︎ Jan 17 2017
My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.
I said, βThatβs irrational.β
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Always talking!
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I've always had an irrational fear of stairs, but I'm taking steps to avoid it.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
I've recently developed an irrational fear of elevators.
I am now taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Jul 04 2018
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
English puns make me feel numb
But math puns make me feel number
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︎ Mar 14 2020
I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps.
But don't worry, I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I have an irrational love of this day
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Apr 29 2020
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