God and JC's father-son relationship.

God always walked in the house with his shoes on and constantly berated Jesus for the floors being dirty. β€œBut Dad!” Jesus objected. β€œBut nothing son. Cleanliness is next to godliness." Jesus swept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokadocta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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Holiday to-do list: 1) shoot the family 2) hang the kids 3) frame the wife

$129.95 at JC Penny Portrait and Framing Studio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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John Cena emerges from a deep slumber only to find he has wound up in the hospital.

JC: where am I?

Nurse: ICU.

JC: No you can’t.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Just Let That Sink In

http://i.imgur.com/JcIDXL9.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmosworld37
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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Got dad joked in math class...

Just came back from a bathroom break in my class at our local JC. Teacher is an older Asian gentleman, and as we all get settled down he asks," So, what does the little mermaid wear?" The class talked about it for a bit and then with a sly grin he states, " An alge bra" , many groans were heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_peacock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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