People named Victor must be very successful historians.

Because history is always written by the Victor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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They say history is written by the victors

...but they never say why every historian is named Victor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huxtiblejones
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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My friend Victor recently changed his last name to β€œE”, but no-one knows why…

He’s become a Mister E…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Victor Frankenstein must have been pretty buff

He was a bodybuilder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Me and my brother, Victor, competed in a food eating contest...

He was declared Victor.

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Multiple people on my team complained that a coworker, Victor, was in fact getting credit for work that they did.

I told them that it was a tough situation but sadly my hands were tied. To the Victor go the spoils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASpellingAirror
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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GF- β€œWhy do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

BF- β€œ Our relationship is what? Over.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syniss
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Pulled this one on a wrong number today.

Wrong number lady: "I'm looking for a, uh, Victor?"

Me: "Nice, wha'd I win?"

WNL: (audible confusion and realization)

I know it's bad but I felt like my dad today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CebidaeForeplay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What does Batman get from Starbucks?

Just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeechipmunk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2015
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein:

History is told by the victor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriarTux
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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If you want your son to be influential when he grows up, name him Vic

Because history is written by the Victors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorik_Quiin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2015
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Hail in Michigan

I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".

Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.

Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.

We look around at each other.

"Hey guys..." I say.

Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.

"Hail to the Victors!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbarts21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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My friend Victor recently changed his last name to β€œE”…

No-one knows why.

He’s become a Mister E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster.
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