It was a baseless accusation
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
A fabric
- Durex
Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
..Discus
I took gold, silver and bronze.
I will call it “Pick Your Nose”
Two Italian restaurants operated on the same street. The other chef was certain that the other one had stolen his recipes so he payed a visit at his competitor’s restaurant.
He got served with nice plate of spaghetti and the waitress said: “This full pl8, I’m sure you can appreci8. It’s so gr8. Now just dig in don’t hesit8, I sure you don’t want to w8”.
The chef looked at the waitress and asked: “Is that a copypasta?”
a posh trophy
There was a lot of beef between the competitors.
"Should I have chicken, soup, or pizza?"
"Absolutely. Chicken Super Pizza sounds awesome."
I bet his competitors will be annoyed at how much they need to lift their game.
I was telling my Dad about a race I had done today and how the big gym that had sponsored the event had but on free bacon sandwiches for all the competitors.
He stopped me mid-sentence with
"That was kind of him - Big Jim"
From a trademark case filed by Zatarain's (the jambalaya guys) regarding competitor's "Chicken Fry" and "Fish Fry". Zatarain's lost at the district level and appealed.
"Battered, but not fried, Zatarain's appeals from the adverse judgment on several grounds."
I audibly groaned.
Whenever one of the competitors falls, I say "Ouch! I hope he hasn't done himself a ninjury!"
I'm not a dad, but I'm an uncle thrice over so I hope that counts.
