Davidic Line Puns

Are there any Male line descendants of King David toady?

Hey every one here on r/exjw,

Some back story: I stopped going at 16, but ultimately untangled the mess of my mind that they had helped to create only a few years time before today. The bitter experience that continues to be a sore inner conflict inside because I have small number of family members and friends who are trapped in there own little worlds inside 'the society', and sadly, some who have been cut out of the circle yet are still bound by guild and uncertainty. In light of this, anything remotely biblical just rubbed me the wrong way - which is to say, I had no real patients to learn more about its history. But I must say, I've recently began reading a book written by a secular biblical historian who has personally discovered extremely relevant tombs, artifacts, and historical documentation that, for me, has put the whole sharade into perspective, and propper context.

The archaeologist and author James D. Tabor in his book The Jesus Dynasty, tells of his many findings, and elaborates on putting the tale of Jesus life and subsequent following into its proper context. Here's the gist of it:

Based on all available archaeological findings, including, tombs unearthed as recently as 2000 & 2004. Tabor shows, omong few others at the time, Jesus belonged to a royal family that were of the royal 'Davidic' bloodline from kind David, and thus, groomed since birth to be a political and theological leader, who was prophesied to one day reclaim Israel from the occupying Romans (or whoever occupied Israel at the time) and become the Spiritual and literal leader of Israel, with his twelve priests each presiding over one of twelve districts of Israel.

I don't want to go one to long about the history. I meant to come here mainly to share how this compelling evidence and insight truly made me confident that Jesus was a man of flesh and blood just as my own. That he was no god. In fact one of the points made was that it was a trend among the culture back then to portray influential figures as born of the union of a human mother and a god as the father. For example - Plate, Empedicles, Hercules, Pythagorus, Alexander the great, and even Caeser Agustos.

So now when people say, "religion is dumb, but I base my life of Jesus teaching". I can say with certainty "Yeah, love thy neighbor and all that jazz, but get real, he aint that special... in fact, he was probably as crazy and ruthless as anyone trying to become the ruler o

Knowing George was based on Larry David, which lines have Jason Alexander delivered that you can absolutely see Larry David having said in his day to day life?

I was watching Seinfeld yesterday and I apologize if I botch this but when Jerry asks George, ‘can’t he die with a little dignity’ and George responds,

“No, I can’t die with dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn’t die with dignity. I lived my whole life in shame, why should I die with dignity.” I could see Larry saying this verbatim.

Mine personally had 3:

3. No one's challenging Ocon for the win now, Esteban Ocon is gonna be A GRAND PRIX WINNER, IN FORMULA 1! OCON WINS THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX

4. Mercedes, not happy, Red Bull would be delighted. They've had shared a brilliant championship battle, but the championship can only be won by one. AND IT'S GOING DUTCH IN 2021, MAX VERSTAPPEN FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IS THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

and my personal favourite:

1. Vettel is he ahead Gasly, they going to wheel to wheel on up Beau Rivage here. Sebastian Vettel and Pierre Gasly oh- WHAT IS HAPPENED?! WE NEED TO KNOW WHO'S COME OUT IN FRONT! as we see Lance Stroll hitting a barrier and going over the kerb!

“Whose house is this.. can I smoke a cigarette?”

Link to tweet

> Jae’Sean Tate had a @Stathead search kind of night in the Rockets’ fourth straight W: 32 points, 10 rebounds, 7 assists, 5 blocks, 2 steals

Insane game from Tate tonight. Dude was unreal on both ends of the court and completely carried the Rockets who were missing key players. 4 straight Ws in a row for the Rockets, and this list helps put into context how good Tate truly was.

DAE Dave Meltzer is basically the Anne Frank of wrestling?