Emma Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Emma Name"

As we were watching a DVD, I asked my son, "Do you know Emma Watson's full name?" He shook his head and I continued...

Emmamentary Mydear Watson!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 04 2020
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**Dad:** Hey M, did you hear about that kidnapping? (my little sisters name is Emma, everyone calls her M for short)

My Little Sister: No! What happened?!

Dad: Dont worry, he woke up.

My Little Sister: ROLLS EYES

Me: Hahahahahaha! Nice.

My Little Sister: Omg! Is this funny?

Dad: No, THIS IS PATRICK! (We all really love SpongeBob SquarePants)

I GET UP TO GIVE MY DAD A HIGH FIVE AND HIS PHONE RINGS AS SOON AS I GET UP. IT'S MY MOM CALLING HIM FROM THE KITCHEN

Mom: Hi, I was wondering if I had the right number. Is this funny?

Dad: No! THIS IS PATRICK!

My Little Sister: Really?! You too Mom?!

Mom: No, I'm 49 sweetie.

My Little Sister: Nevermind! I'm watching, "Black Mirror," in my room by myself.

Dad: Sweetie, African American, don't just call them Black. That's not nice.

My Little Sister: ............. I hate you all.

  • I know this isn't necessarily a,"Dad Joke." It's more of a conversation my Dad and Little Sister had. But it was seriously one of the funniest moments I've ever seen.

  • I really love my family. Lol

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👤︎ u/TheRealGianniBrown
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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In Need of Some Very Urgent Pun Help

I need as many puns/jokes involving the name Emma as possible. I realize this isn't exactly what this sub is for, but I am desperate.

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👤︎ u/Bilbino
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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Pun names for an extreamly tall woman

Looking for a stage name wanting something referring to my height 6’3” so far I’ve got Ellie Vated and Emma Zonian but would love some other suggestions! Thanks

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👤︎ u/Matchboxmegan2202
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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Emma Watson

If Emma Watson will have a son and she won't change her last name, I hope this conversation will happen some day between the child and the parent:

> Son: Hey, dad?

> Father: Watson?

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👤︎ u/tehyosh
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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