Queen Of England Puns

A list of puns related to "Queen Of England"

How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?

She keeps all her pounds in the bank.

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👤︎ u/Ashtehstampede
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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What kind of tea does the queen of England drink?

Royal tea

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👤︎ u/Give_Help_Please
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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To be honest the queen of England is old

She must drink imortali-tea

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👤︎ u/humansizedfruit69
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Did you know that the queen of England has the largest breasts of the world?

She has teacups

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👤︎ u/grobtheweirdo
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Why is the queen of England rich?

Because of all her royal tea's.

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👤︎ u/Choiceofart
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What do you call a steak knighted by the queen of England?

Sir Loin.

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👤︎ u/CMoy1980
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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When the queen of England has a project and finance it herself. Is it called crownfunding ?
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👤︎ u/ohzioh
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable?

One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ May 01 2019
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The Queen of England dropped some valuable cards in the toilet.

They call it the royal flush.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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The queen of england

Asked my dad this:

Me: Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand ? waves left hand

Dad: I don't know, she uses her right one?

Me: No, because it's MY hand!!

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👤︎ u/LAbonnaroovian15
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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The Queen of England's Gynaecologist

Me: "I see the Queen of England knighted her gynaecologist" Dad: "It might not have just been for his services to gynaecology, apparently he had his fingers in a lot of pies"

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👤︎ u/gildster
📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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