The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theanthonybrooks
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Augustus Caesar tells Attila that the latter can't send missionaries unless they also come with fresh bread.

We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
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What's the difference between a ladder and a hammer? --You can't climb the latter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MV10
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What did A say to B?

Wasabi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imJustASnow
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What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond?

The latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmart193
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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The fireman was injured on the job. Some say he was pushed, some think something fell on him.

I think it was the latter.

(Thought up this gem while trying to sleep at 3 am. lol.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benevolent_Sinner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My son asked me what I think about Mormons

Are you asking if they're devils or saints? Well this day I say the latter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Wow, that’s really high up there. I’m going to need either a ladder or a step stool.

And I prefer the latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleallred008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I'm a dad and I was paying for my groceries when...

a university student was packing her overflowing backpack with her own purchases. She got everything in, except for a baguette and a bunch of leeks, the latter sticking out of her pack through an opening in the zipper.

I just couldn't help myself.

"Your backpack is leaking".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shnoopie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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When it comes to roofing houses, there's only two kinds of people; jumpers and climbers

Personally, I chose the latter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-CrestiaBell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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My dad was working on his car

He texted me saying that he is done with his car. I ask if he was β€œdone fixing his car” done, or β€œ I’m tired of this thing” done. I said the latter as β€œit won’t run” he said, β€œit doesn’t run. it drives”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masicur911
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I couldn't decide if I wanted a 10 foot or 12 foot ladder.

So I went for the latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...

Was it the latter or the former?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My boss gave me the option to use a ladder or a lift.

I chose the latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Two contractors are working on a building design

The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergamer422
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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β€œWould you like to take the stairs or the elevator?”

β€œThe latter.”

β€œThat’s not one of the options.”

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Should we use scaffolding?

Worker #1: "Should we use scaffolding or should we use some other means to access the higher portions of the structure."

Worker #2: "It should be the latter."

Worker #1: "Agreed. I'll get it off the truck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Out of two objects, which one can you use to climb a wall?

The latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshoutofthebox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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If they gave me a choice between a cutting tool or a climbing tool

I would have to choose the latter

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Between walking on things and climbing things,

I prefer the latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zyphyris
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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My girlfriend was trying to reach something high in a cupboard. I asked if she had the choice between a step-stool or something taller...

...would she chose the latter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Please_Disregard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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I was helping my dad change a lightbulb...

Me: "Do you wanna use the step-stool or the ladder?"

My Dad: "I'll take the latter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPeterMeterMaid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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I finally got around to taking down my Christmas lights. My son asked if I wanted to use the ladder or the step-stool.

I told him I'd prefer the latter, but he brought me the ladder.

This joke sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyrannosaurus-WRX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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I dadjoked my Co-Worker today.

So my co-worker and I were near the Ladders and Step Stools aisle and she asked me:

Co-Worker: Hey, could you take this box and put it on top of the shelf please?

Me: Sure but I'll need that ladder over there or a step stool. Preferably the latter since it's closer.

Then she goes and takes a ladder and brings it to me.

Co-Worker: Here ya go!

Me: That's not what I asked for.

Co-Worker: B.. But you said you wanted a ladder didn't you?

Me: Did I?

Co-Worker: You said you wanted the ladder because it was... Oh I see. Rolls eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlooZebra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer

The former is a latter and the latter is a former

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