We don't want nuns unless you've got buns, Hun!
The instructor's way too stern!
The latter.
The former is a latter and the latter is a former
My wife saw me struggling to reach it since it was pretty high up.
She said, "Let me get something for you to stand on. Do you prefer the ladder or the step stool?"
I said, "I'll take the latter."
So she brought me the step stool, just like I asked.
Are you asking if they're devils or saints? Well this day I say the latter!
And I prefer the latter.
I think it was the latter.
(Thought up this gem while trying to sleep at 3 am. lol.)
a university student was packing her overflowing backpack with her own purchases. She got everything in, except for a baguette and a bunch of leeks, the latter sticking out of her pack through an opening in the zipper.
I just couldn't help myself.
"Your backpack is leaking".
He texted me saying that he is done with his car. I ask if he was “done fixing his car” done, or “ I’m tired of this thing” done. I said the latter as “it won’t run” he said, “it doesn’t run. it drives”
So I went for the latter.
Was it the latter or the former?
Personally, I chose the latter
I chose the latter.
The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"
“The latter.”
“That’s not one of the options.”
Worker #1: "Should we use scaffolding or should we use some other means to access the higher portions of the structure."
Worker #2: "It should be the latter."
Worker #1: "Agreed. I'll get it off the truck."
The latter.
I prefer the latter.
I would have to choose the latter
...would she chose the latter?
Me: "Do you wanna use the step-stool or the ladder?"
My Dad: "I'll take the latter!"
I told him I'd prefer the latter, but he brought me the ladder.
This joke sucks
So my co-worker and I were near the Ladders and Step Stools aisle and she asked me:
Co-Worker: Hey, could you take this box and put it on top of the shelf please?
Me: Sure but I'll need that ladder over there or a step stool. Preferably the latter since it's closer.
Then she goes and takes a ladder and brings it to me.
Co-Worker: Here ya go!
Me: That's not what I asked for.
Co-Worker: B.. But you said you wanted a ladder didn't you?
Me: Did I?
Co-Worker: You said you wanted the ladder because it was... Oh I see. Rolls eyes
The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
