Disaster.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Because they are both in the middle of waTer
Your sus-ter
Trans-ginger
In fact, thereβs a Vas Deferens.
Look for shell-ter
A homeless shell-ter.
Because itβll only get lit-ter
I am asking my girlfriend to the Homecoming dance in about a month, and it's been a running joke to be as cheesy as possible in our relationship. For this year, I was brainstorming and I saw a pirate costume in my attic. So I am going to take her on a date to a nearby lake, and then my friends are going to row up in a canoe dressed as pirates. They are going to somehow give her a treasure chest for safekeeping (I haven't really thought all of this through yet), and inside will hopefully be one of your puns asking her. Please help arrrr/puns!
It's Sphinx-ter
GF: "So there's this myth among us women that ----"
Me: "Of course it was just among you women, if it was among men, it would be a myth-ter."
She loved it.
Me: "yeah, but at least the ter isn't so bad"
